what is wrong with irish music? (4 Viewers)

[La La]

she's great isn't she. look at her there, singing away, happy as larry.

 

[mijuboy]

i wonder if any of you could help me out with something thats been troubling me for some time? ok . too personal. how about this one then: why is it that despite the irish predeliction for alchoholic beverages you can not find a pint of bitter anywhere in this country? just across the water they have a million different kinds of bitter, ale and other forms of beer of varying quality and taste. but in ireland its either lager or guiness. could it be that the reason for this anomaly is that the irish are bitter enough as it is?

 

[rettucs]

you can not find a pint of bitter anywhere in this country?

how would we know why you can't get bitter in America?

 

[broken arm]

could it be that the reason for this anomaly is that the irish are bitter enough as it is?

yes.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

laboured set-ups and weak punchlines.

 

[mijuboy]

how would we know why you can't get bitter in America?

i am not in america. does that answer your question? try to read the entire paragraph next time so that i dont have to explain every little twist and turn. thank you.

 

[broken arm]

laboured set-ups and weak punchlines.

yea. i was half thinking it was you, until it went on for a bit

 

[#10-7]

i wonder if any of you could help me out with something thats been troubling me for some time? ok . too personal. how about this one then: why is it that despite the irish predeliction for alchoholic beverages you can not find a pint of bitter anywhere in this country? just across the water they have a million different kinds of bitter, ale and other forms of beer of varying quality and taste. but in ireland its either lager or guiness. could it be that the reason for this anomaly is that the irish are bitter enough as it is?

its a good question, miji, a good question.
firstly, i find that the irish tradition has been ale's and ciders, and some lagers, but as time has gone on, lagers have been so aggressively marketed that they now have a large share of the drinking market.
bitters have never really travelled over here, partly because they make your crap go funny.

hope this helps,
Jaz Coleman

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

yea. i was half thinking it was you, until it went on for a bit

Any advice on sustainable humour?

 

[mijuboy]

laboured set-ups and weak punchlines.

how dare you. you're not even worthy to comment about me or anything ive said you fucking half witted inbred bogger. now go away.

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

laboured set-ups and weak punchlines.

great album title. whens the single 'bitter chip on the aul shoulder there bud' coming out?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

laboured set-ups and weak punchlines.

I'll punch you in a minute, and it won't be weak!!

 

[La La]

would you just answer my fucking question?

thank you please

 

[rettucs]

i am not in america. does that answer your question? try to read the entire paragraph next time so that i dont have to explain every little twist and turn. thank you.

sorry, I found myself nodding off halfway through that.

what was the question again?

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

how dare you. you're not even worthy to comment about me or anything ive said you fucking half witted inbred bogger. now go away.

thats a bit out of character for you sir.
for shaaaaaaaame. wash your tongue out with a thesaurus.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

how dare you. you're not even worthy to comment about me or anything ive said you fucking half witted inbred bogger. now go away.

My pleasure, I'm too busy to spend another minute not laughing at your posts. Adios loser!

 

[mijuboy]

laboured set-ups and weak punchlines.

and how is 3 lines a 'laboured set up' you fucking ignorant piece of shit. go screw yourself tosspot.

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

I'll punch you in a minute, and it won't be weak!!

leave it until berlin. stash sourkraut on him and push him through checkpoint charlie. oh the embarassment of carrying german produce over the border

 

[mijuboy]

sorry, I found myself nodding off halfway through that.

what was the question again?

it was....oh never mind.

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

it was....oh never mind.

dont mind if i do