what is wrong with irish music? (4 Viewers)

[#10-7]

this thread is over.
unless someone can produce gold, this is a car crash.

 

[mijuboy]

this thread is over.
unless someone can produce gold, this is a car crash.

fuck. you could be right.
vinnie? where are you?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

and how is 3 lines a 'laboured set up' you fucking ignorant piece of shit. go screw yourself tosspot.

WAHHHHHH!!!! nobody thinks im funny... WAHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[La La]

hey muji do you like michelle mcmANUS?

muji if you dont answer my question i will hijack this thread with pictures of her. im not lying.

just answer my question. do you or do you not like michelle mcmANUS muji? i have my finger poised over the 'paste' button and there's a fresh pic of her waiting. i'm being serious here.

would you just answer my fucking question?

thank you please

right. you asked for it. im bringing out the big guns.

 

[mijuboy]

WAHHHHHH!!!! nobody thinks im funny... WAHHHHHH!!!!!

ok thats it. its officially dead.

 

[broken arm]

irish metal

 

[roxy]

 

[rettucs]

this thread is over.
unless someone can produce gold, this is a car crash.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

ok thats it. its officially dead.

Same time tomorrow loser?

 

[rettucs]

shit, I didn't think that would be that big when I posted it.

 

[La La]

shit, I didn't think that would be that big when I posted it.

unlike me, who knew how big rik waller would be when i posted him.

 

[mijuboy]

anyone like blond jokes?
guard pulls over a blond on the m50, she winds down her window, he says 'let me see your driving license'. she roots around in her bag, pulls out her make up mirror, looks at it, sees her face in it, says, ' ah, here it is'. the guard takes one look at it and says, 'oh jaysus, sorry, i didnt realise you were a guard!'

 

[rettucs]

anyone like blond jokes?
guard pulls over a blond on the m50, she winds down her window, he says 'let me see your driving license'. she roots around in her bag, pulls out her make up mirror, looks at it, sees her face in it, says, ' ah, here it is'. the guard takes one look at it and says, 'oh jaysus, sorry, i didnt realise you were a guard!'

I don't get it

 

[mijuboy]

I don't get it

wanker

 

[Corey]

Guy walks into a bar, shoots mijuboy in the face while singing the american national antem.

-Barman says " do you want a slice of lemon in that?"

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

anyone like blond jokes?
guard pulls over a blond on the m50, she winds down her window, he says 'let me see your driving license'. she roots around in her bag, pulls out her make up mirror, looks at it, sees her face in it, says, ' ah, here it is'. the guard takes one look at it and says, 'oh jaysus, sorry, i didnt realise you were a guard!'

the god thor is feeling a bit randy and fancies going down to earth to shag a human but zeus forbids any god having sex with humans unless they have a disability. So Thor agrees and heads down to earth to this nightclub where he spots this absolutely stunning woman. just before he thinks he cant have her she opens her mouth to speak to him and he realises she has a lisppp. So Thor woos her and they head back to her place where he rides her senseless for the whole night. The woman is amazed at how long he can go for. So Thor scoots off back to the heavens but he feels a bit guilty about not telling the woman who he was. So the following day he comes down to earth and finds the woman and shes walking a bit awkwardly. He approaches her and says

"about last night, theres something i didnt tell you, I'm Thor"

and she says
"You're thor?! I'm in biths"

 

[rettucs]

wanker

who? the gard or the blonde?

 

[mijuboy]

the god thor is feeling a bit randy and fancies going down to earth to shag a human but zeus forbids any god having sex with humans unless they have a disability. So Thor agrees and heads down to earth to this nightclub where he spots this absolutely stunning woman. just before he thinks he cant have her she opens her mouth to speak to him and he realises she has a lisppp. So Thor woos her and they head back to her place where he rides her senseless for the whole night. The woman is amazed at how long he can go for. So Thor scoots off back to the heavens but he feels a bit guilty about not telling the woman who he was. So the following day he comes down to earth and finds the woman and shes walking a bit awkwardly. He approaches her and says

"about last night, theres something i didnt tell you, I'm Thor"

and she says
"You're thor?! I'm in biths"

laboured build up, poor punch line, weak delivery.

 

[mijuboy]

the god thor is feeling a bit randy and fancies going down to earth to shag a human but zeus forbids any god having sex with humans unless they have a disability. So Thor agrees and heads down to earth to this nightclub where he spots this absolutely stunning woman. just before he thinks he cant have her she opens her mouth to speak to him and he realises she has a lisppp. So Thor woos her and they head back to her place where he rides her senseless for the whole night. The woman is amazed at how long he can go for. So Thor scoots off back to the heavens but he feels a bit guilty about not telling the woman who he was. So the following day he comes down to earth and finds the woman and shes walking a bit awkwardly. He approaches her and says

"about last night, theres something i didnt tell you, I'm Thor"

and she says
"You're thor?! I'm in biths"

laboured build up, poor punch line, weak delivery. my kind of joke. i salute you my friend.

 

[mijuboy]

who? the gard or the blonde?

thor. what a wanker.