the kid
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Shiny Happy Warlords raise a legion of eyebrows by joining the filthy, dreadlocked new-age-travelling masses at Glastonbury.
Having acquired a small dog and a length of sting on which to tether him, a set of juggling batons, hair lice and a surprisingly loving & healthy relationship with parents they claim to hate, our favourite band of sexually illiterate Zillionaire Space Rockers are all set to blister & burn the faces off the large crowds due to attend their First Appearance at the Glastonbury Festival.
Yes, officially the first band signed to play!
Quite possibly the last.
So get your greasy finger out of that stinking wet hole & buy yourself an overpriced ticket to this tired, cynical, hyper-commercial event so that you can experience LIVE the rain, theft, dietary menace and physical discomforts of outdoor living that have become part & parcel of outdoor music festivals the world over![/FONT]
Having acquired a small dog and a length of sting on which to tether him, a set of juggling batons, hair lice and a surprisingly loving & healthy relationship with parents they claim to hate, our favourite band of sexually illiterate Zillionaire Space Rockers are all set to blister & burn the faces off the large crowds due to attend their First Appearance at the Glastonbury Festival.
Yes, officially the first band signed to play!
Quite possibly the last.
So get your greasy finger out of that stinking wet hole & buy yourself an overpriced ticket to this tired, cynical, hyper-commercial event so that you can experience LIVE the rain, theft, dietary menace and physical discomforts of outdoor living that have become part & parcel of outdoor music festivals the world over![/FONT]
