Wanking with your left hand? (2 Viewers)

[The Schnapper]

soggy biscuit anyone?
http://www.fratbeat.com/soggy.asp

Id rather a game of nervous

 

[RSJ]

You should all be ashamed, lowering the tone like this.

 

[theoootini]

wots nervous? is it like danger wanking? like calling yr mum/flatmate/whatever and seeing if you can crack one off before they open the door?

 

[JohnnyRaz]

haha hormones are great. It was even funnier wanking before you could cum!

ah those sweaty early teenage nights!!

 

[dAndAn]

wots nervous? is it like danger wanking? like calling yr mum/flatmate/whatever and seeing if you can crack one off before they open the door?

Ha, had a game of danger wanking with me Granny on Sunday. Hammered her. She has a gammy leg and is crap at negotiating the stairs so it wasn’t too hard.

Still, in your face Granny!

4 – 0 in favour of me in the series so far. Best of 10.

 

[therealjohnny]

i was told this story by a friend, concerning self-love

This girl wasn't feeling well at work so returned home to her flat, which she shared with a number of friends.

As she lay in bed she heard one of her flatmates come in with some of his friends.

After a while all the boys started calling out girls names.

her curiosity was piqued when she heard her flatmate calling her name so she went to investigate.

There in the sitting room was her flatmate and his friends, on their knees, wanking as they watched a porno and calling out the name of the girl they'd prefer to be fucking at that moment.

So she said "hey boys how about some of the real thing" and proceded to suck each one in turn a la tracii lords


ok, that last bit isnt true

 

[snakybus]

Still, in your face Granny!

kinky

 

[dAndAn]

This thread is giving me the horn

 

[Doctor Muscles]

i was told this story by a friend, concerning self-love

This girl wasn't feeling well at work so returned home to her flat, which she shared with a number of friends.

As she lay in bed she heard one of her flatmates come in with some of his friends.

After a while all the boys started calling out girls names.

her curiosity was piqued when she heard her flatmate calling her name so she went to investigate.

There in the sitting room was her flatmate and his friends, on their knees, wanking as they watched a porno and calling out the name of the girl they'd prefer to be fucking at that moment.

So she said "hey boys how about some of the real thing" and proceded to suck each one in turn a la tracii lords


ok, that last bit isnt true

Odd. Odd, odd, odd.





That's odd.

 

[Hector Grey]

hands?


lads.... for fucks sake.

 

[Space]

hands?


lads.... for fucks sake.

Ribs removed eh?

 

[Jerry Twig]

a shower of wankers

 

[plug]

in your face Granny!

not literally I hope!

 

[The Schnapper]

wots nervous? is it like danger wanking? like calling yr mum/flatmate/whatever and seeing if you can crack one off before they open the door?

Nervous was that game were you all sat around and went up the girls tops or down the pants and vice versa until the person said nervous. In hindsight, most of the girls that never said nervous now have babies

 

[Hector Grey]

Nervous was that game were you all sat around and went up the girls tops or down the pants and vice versa until the person said nervous. In hindsight, most of the girls that never said nervous now have babies

sounds like a deadly game. i hear there's a bacardi breezer version.

"In hindsight, most of the girls that never said nervous now have babies". this sentance intrigues me.

 

[theweeyin]

 

[billygannon]

It's important to keep your cum until marraige. An average man should usually have thirty three pints of cum in his testicles for a marraige to be successful - however the larger the man, the more cum he will need.