wankers at work (2 Viewers)

[oh shit]

and that's that!

 

[La La]

i hear ya sistah.

right lads, im off fer d'weekend, have a nice one all. i've just been sent a care package from d'Ireland which im gonna go home and ogle! (it included a LEOPARD PRINT picture frame and some kidd blunt stickers and patches. . it realy dont get any better than that. YEOW!
awwww.

aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, bubye. keep it real, homies.

 

[oh shit]

and that's that!

 

[broken arm]

pat's chat

 

[billygannon]

Has anyone ever had a wank at work?

 

[Yurn!]

Has anyone ever had a wank at work?

I know a guy who had one under his desk in a full office. Coated the floor. Its legendary to this day.

 

[plug]

no. but I worked somewhere where someone was caught wanking at work. he got fired.



message!

 

[broken arm]

Has anyone ever had a wank at work?

only because it was part of the interview process.

"no hand-job, no job"

 

[oh shit]

a guy i went to school with likes to wank in as many famous or noteworthy places as possible.
by late 2001 he'd done the world trade centre, the eiffel tower, the sydney tower (formerly the AMP tower), that tower in toronto, and his manager's office in dunnes stores the day he got fired, albeit after the firing.
i can only imagine how the list has grown since.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

do you guyz think that fergie from the black eyed peas gets respect in her workplace?

despite her girating around and talking about her 'lady lumps' and 'humps'

hmmmm. i wonder........

that song is about breast cancer awareness - lay off fergie

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Hur, hur, hur, check this out y'all:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4746760.stm

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i hope they put him in the same cell as that nazi Eddie Irving


vrooooooooom!

 

[Hector Grey]

bottom is a strange word.

middle would be truer.

 

[mackle]

Hur, hur, hur, check this out y'all:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4746760.stm

That cant be true! She was given the option of slapping him. Amazing

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

bottom is a strange word.

middle would be truer.

but when sitting its a bottom

 

[oh shit]

not many people realise that in the middle ages, 'bottom' actually meant 'shitter'

 

[sugar_referee]

there was a guy in school who used to wank under his desk. ''why do you have a coat on your lap , Declan'' , I'd say. ''im having a wank'' Declan would reply . Then he'd take his coat off to reveal his throbbing penis.

 

[La La]

update on my friend's story:

You know that guy who said the thing about the breasts. well, there was another guy there at the time and he looked surprised at what was said. so when she reported him, the HR girl asked the witness what had happened.....

he said that freak had said "nice dress",


which is a complete lie because he (pervert) had gone on to say "they're nice, i was lookin at them all day"
a dress would have meant a singular.

grrrrrrrrrrrr pricks!!

 

[george mcfly]

there was a guy in school who used to wank under his desk. ''why do you have a coat on your lap , Declan'' , I'd say. ''im having a wank'' Declan would reply . Then he'd take his coat off to reveal his throbbing penis.

i used to hate when my teacher did that