Volunteer needed today for Fringe Theatre production (1 Viewer)

[Wheels]

I know this going to get moved elsewhere but

Would anyone like to volunteer to help a very stressed friend of mine who's working on two Fringe Festival plays? She needs someone(s) to help paint garden furniture and also maybe work on some costumes today. Late notice I know, but if anyone even knows of anyone outside of the Thumped world. It's up on Parnell Sq. PM me if you can help.

Cheers.

P.S. She's Broken Arm's bird.

 

[Buzzo]

Broken Arm's bird.

Charming Wheelio. Utterly charming.

I would if I wasn't working. Lame.

 

[Wheels]

Charming Wheelio. Utterly charming.

I would if I wasn't working. Lame.

She asked me to say that.

 

[Buzzo]

She asked me to say that.

you mean that in a 'she was acksin fo it' kind of way dontcha?

Annnnnyway, some of you dole cunts (you know who you are) should do the right thing and go help Mrs Arm paint crap.

 

[Hector Grey]

you mean that in a 'she was acksin fo it' kind of way dontcha?

Annnnnyway, some of you dole cunts (you know who you are) should do the right thing and go help Mrs Arm paint crap.

fuck that shit. last time i volunteered to paint something green, the fuckin brits shot and killed me.

 

[Buzzo]

fuck that shit. last time i volunteered to paint something green, the fuckin brits shot and killed me.

shit! were you alright?

 

[Hector Grey]

shit! were you alright?

nah, i was dead.

fuckin brits.

 

[Wheels]

you mean that in a 'she was acksin fo it' kind of way dontcha?

Annnnnyway, some of you dole cunts (you know who you are) should do the right thing and go help Mrs Arm paint crap.

Yeah time to give something back to society moochers!!!!

 

[Hector Grey]

Yeah time to give something back to society moochers!!!!

you surely mean, the fringe of society.

as a baldy i feel shot by a brit.

brit.

 

[Buzzo]

What the fuck do you wanna give shit to society moochers for Wheelums? They mooch for crying out loud. Dolers, "artists", "homeless" people. Fuck em all. all poor people.

 

[Wheels]

What the fuck do you wanna give shit to society moochers for Wheelums? They mooch for crying out loud. Dolers, "artists", "homeless" people. Fuck em all. all poor people.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Sheep and sharks. Sharks are strong, and they don't look back.
That's because they don't have necks.
Necks are for sheep.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

There are two kinds of people in this world. Sheep and sharks. Sharks are strong, and they don't look back.
That's because they don't have necks.
Necks are for sheep.

alright columbo, whats your point?

 

[Wheels]

alright columbo, whats your point?

tsch... the point IS - there never was any point!! Don't you see?! The receipt in the backseat of the car, the sillouette of the pirate on the wall of the dining room, the "Rose of Tralee" - none of it ever happened!!!

Case closed.

 

[Vinnie]

I would definitely help paint your friends neck but I'm whittling chess pieces with a politician friend all afternoon.

 

[Wheels]

I would definitely help paint your friends neck but I'm whittling chess pieces with a politician friend all afternoon.

As usual Vinnie, you're too over qualified to have helped anyway.

 

[Hector Grey]

As usual Vinnie, you're too over qualified to have helped anyway.

how can you be too over qualified? is that like, you're over quailified over qualified?

man, i'm going to get the papers get the papers. i think i hear the magic numbers in my fridge

 

[Wheels]

how can you be too over qualified? is that like, you're over quailified over qualified?

You can be over qualified and you can be too over qualified, just like you can be drunk and too drunk. Ah nuts.. it sounded right in my head.

 

[Hector Grey]

You can be over qualified and you can be too over qualified, just like you can be drunk and too drunk. Ah nuts.. it sounded right in my head.

thanks for clearing that up so.

 

[Jaker]

P.S. She's Broken Arm's bird.

Sounds dangerous, not going