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[Corey]

Where's jane?

I packed some lunch, brought a tent and everything.

 

[Vinnie]

LMP

Did they really need to give it it's own acronym?

LWD

Last Wet Dream

TBT

Traditional Boner Times

DNG

Discernible Number Of Groans

ANW

Average Number Of Wipes

 

[Yurn!]

if men had to say how often they polished the pool-cue, how honest do you think they'd be?

"ain't nobody jerking off in here, motherfucker!"

As Mick Hucknall once sang...

'Cunny's too tight to mention.'

 

[msbhaven]

so you could say you suffer with severe TBT and during your LWD you experienced a DNG which resulted in an ANW of 51?

LMP

Did they really need to give it it's own acronym?

LWD

Last Wet Dream

TBT

Traditional Boner Times

DNG

Discernible Number Of Groans

ANW

Average Number Of Wipes

 

[therealjohnny]

WTF

 

[snakybus]

As Mick Hucknall once sang...

'Cunny's too tight to mention.'

disrespectful and lascivious

moderator

 

[Vinnie]

Not me. I had my TBT seen to last year by eminent Chinese boner doctor Kan Fiks Wang.

so you could say you suffer with severe TBT and during your LWD you experienced a DNG which resulted in an ANW of 51?

 

[Squiggle]

Not me. I had my TBT seen to last year by eminent Chinese boner doctor Kan Fiks Wang.

Did he use one of these?

 

[msbhaven]

and i saw a bright future for us Vinnie

Not me. I had my TBT seen to last year by eminent Chinese boner doctor Kan Fiks Wang.

 

[Vinnie]

Nahhh, he used boiling water and his fist.

Did he use one of these?

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[Squiggle]

Nahhh, he used boiling water and his fist.

The results are less permanent that way... strange option... but I guess he must have known what he was doing.

 

[Vinnie]

Shazbat!

and i saw a bright future for us Vinnie

 

[TrueLoveWaits]

i remember being told that aldi in the czech republic used to severely limit staff loo visits, unless you were having your period - and that you'd have to wear a purple headscarf to signify this.
whether it's true or not is left as an exercise for the reader.

 

[cookiemonster]

As Mick Hucknall once sang...

'Cunny's too tight to mention.'

http://www.rathergood.com/bunny/

 

[Janer]

Where I work we make the women use a sep loo.

 

[ernesto]

Where I work we make the women use a sep loo.

a septic loo?
that's pretty cruel.

 

[therealjohnny]

Where I work we make the women use a sep loo.

The nazis that run our office do the same!

They even have insulting , sexistly stylised images of Women on the doors to signify which toilet they should use.

Yet another example of the lazy stereotyping that is all to typical in this monstrous patriarchal society

bah, men

 

[JohnnyRaz]

"ok so let me just cheeeeeck here....ok, name.....age....marital sta.......WAAAAIIITTT wait one sec, you forgot to include in minute detail the intimate workings of your womb!!!!"

sssshh, dont metion the word womb! You know what that jane ones likes! she'll be writing essays!!

 

[MDR]

How about male employees masterbation habits?

I just put 'ongoing' on my application form.

 

[therealjohnny]

I'd include;

constant, frantic and tearful and possibly hysterical or manic

but that's just me