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[La La]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6545115.stm

Women officers must write down their "detailed menstrual history and history of LMP [last menstrual period] including date of last confinement [maternity leave]," the form says.

the pricks who decided this was the proper course of action when filling out these forms need to be suffocated by a mooncup.

 

[jillface]

it really is "gob smacking".
but i find that phrase so weird.

 

[It Will Never Last]

I reckon thats so they can warn all their male colleagues when the girls will have the painters in, so they know when to expect an irrational bollocking.

 

[magicbastarder]

i remember being told that aldi in the czech republic used to severely limit staff loo visits, unless you were having your period - and that you'd have to wear a purple headscarf to signify this.
whether it's true or not is left as an exercise for the reader.

 

[BC]

 

[magicbastarder]

sorry, it was lidl.

end of page:
http://test.edri.org/issues/privacy/bigbrother

 

[avernus]

fuck that.

 

[La La]

"ok so let me just cheeeeeck here....ok, name.....age....marital sta.......WAAAAIIITTT wait one sec, you forgot to include in minute detail the intimate workings of your womb!!!!"

 

[msbhaven]

haha

suffocated by a mooncup.

how do you write a detailed report about your last period

"woke up today and ruined my new La Senza's, grabbed my mooncup and headed for the hills, my "flow" became heavier as the day progressed but that didn't stop me from being the best I can be............."

ah come on now

 

[Squiggle]

Wow! How could that information possibly be of any relevance to an employer, unless it was going to be used in a manner that was discriminatory on the basis of gender.

How about male employees masterbation habits? Surely that would be important knowledge too... we all know it can cause blindness right?

 

[Yurn!]

How about male employees masterbation habits?

They'd figure that out after a few hours of me PUUUUUUUUUULLIN' the stomach of meself anyway.

 

[La La]

haha


how do you write a detailed report about your last period

"woke up today and ruined my new La Senza's, grabbed my mooncup and headed for the hills, my "flow" became heavier as the day progressed but that didn't stop me from being the best I can be............."

ah come on now

exactly. the mere notion of it is absolutely ridiculous, let alone the fact that women are now expected to do this in certain sectors. it's an outrage!!!

Wow! How could that information possibly be of any relevance to an employer, unless it was going to be used in a manner that was discriminatory on the basis of gender.

How about male employees masterbation habits? Surely that would be important knowledge too... we all know it can cause blindness right?

excellent point. i just can't believe that employers can expect to blur the line between what they think they have a right to know and what is absolutely none of their fucking business.

 

[BC]

it's rather bizarre, as in certain types of hinduism in india, menstrual blood is actually worshiped as being sacred.

 

[therealjohnny]

it's rather bizarre, as in certain types of hinduism in india, menstrual blood is actually worshiped as being sacred.

Maybe thats it!

the more you flow the bigger the monthly bonus?

Down with positive discrimination!

 

[It Will Never Last]

How about male employees masterbation habits? Surely that would be important knowledge too... we all know it can cause blindness right?

They cover that in the job advert:

"No hairy palms need apply"

 

[BC]

haha


how do you write a detailed report about your last period

"woke up today and ruined my new La Senza's, grabbed my mooncup and headed for the hills, my "flow" became heavier as the day progressed but that didn't stop me from being the best I can be............."

ah come on now

haha, it could be a good opportunity for women to freak out the guys with the most gory details of their biological processes: "after removing my collection of effluvium this morning, i noticed what appeared to be a tiny forked blood vessel in a state of detachment at the enterance of my vulva, enclosed is the example in a dried state."

 

[sweetoblivion]

brilliant!
i like your style brian.
this is a disgrace though. Jesus ladies, we don't know how easy we have it here sometimes, even if we do have to put up sexism it generally is nothing on the scale of that.

 

[Goff]

I reckon thats so they can warn all their male colleagues when the girls will have the painters in, so they know when to expect an irrational bollocking.

Ah, jasus, no. That's so outdated.

Women only have to suffer the effects of being on the blob about a quarter of the month.

I have to suffer it every fucking day of my life.

This crap about women all "synchronising" would be a blessed relief if it actually happened.

Hormones can fuck off.

Bring back the marriage bar....*

Sorry, ladies....

Used to be a standard question in all medicals though.


*Seriously, I'm joking. If you don't get that, then fuck fucking off! **

** Sorry, I think the pitch is flooded.

 

[snakybus]

if men had to say how often they polished the pool-cue, how honest do you think they'd be?

"ain't nobody jerking off in here, motherfucker!"

 

[vermilliona]

How do they propose if you aren't sticking to the detailed plan? I mean its not like you can make your body stick to a clockwork plan