thumped self portrait festival of strangeness - aka The Selfies Thread (2 Viewers)

[washingcattle]

nope, quite female and looking at that photo makes my liver hurt. but i do seem to get mistaken for a guy on thumped quite a lot...

I still think you're a bloke

 

[David Kronenbourg]

nope, quite female and looking at that photo makes my liver hurt. but i do seem to get mistaken for a guy on thumped quite a lot...

i think it's cause you're always going on about fancying women over in the horn thread.

 

[jonah]

i don't fancy women they merely give me the horn. believe me, it's uncomfortable for me too.
i post an awful lot more men than i do women, but i shall take your point.

 

[washingcattle]

i don't fancy women they merely give me the horn. believe me, it's uncomfortable for me too.
i post an awful lot more men than i do women, but i shall take your point.

I'm more confused than ever.

the only time my horn is uncomfortable is when it's getting near my stop on the bus and i've been mentally undressing the ladies mentally reading to them from my mental book of love poems mantally laying them down by the fire mantally feeding them strawberries and mentally doing all sorts of mental sex acts with them and then mentally redressing them in Everton kits with crotchless shorts. It's gets a bit uncomfortable then alright.

P.S come on ye toffees.

 

[Space]

I got these cuts from a moose skull, seems fitting to post it here.

 

[sweetoblivion]

I'm more confused than ever.

the only time my horn is uncomfortable is when it's getting near my stop on the bus and i've been mentally undressing the ladies mentally reading to them from my mental book of love poems mantally laying them down by the fire mantally feeding them strawberries and mentally doing all sorts of mental sex acts with them and then mentally redressing them in Everton kits with crotchless shorts. It's gets a bit uncomfortable then alright.

P.S come on ye toffees.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Lepra]

Jesus Christ.

you know him?

 

[Ferox13]

you know him?

Its the 15B alright.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I'm more confused than ever.

the only time my horn is uncomfortable is when it's getting near my stop on the bus and i've been mentally undressing the ladies mentally reading to them from my mental book of love poems mantally laying them down by the fire mantally feeding them strawberries and mentally doing all sorts of mental sex acts with them and then mentally redressing them in Everton kits with crotchless shorts. It's gets a bit uncomfortable then alright.

P.S come on ye toffees.

good call,ladies in football kits are magnificent.i managed to get one lady friend in a rover's top.back of the net indeed .|..|

 

[sarah]

 

[simple]

Re: thumped self potrait festival of strangeness

post a picture of your portrait of me corey, if you have one

Your avatar quite strange, and not very good-looking

 

[Lili Marlene]

what the? How long ago did c0De_N1NjA post that?

 

[Janer]

 

[jonah]

Where is that fish-eyesque picture taken?

check this out, a little scumbag actually threw a rock at my face last week. much of the damage has passed, it was all swollen and ugly last week. now it just looks like i pick at my skin...or am the victim of domestic violence

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

hope you kicked his head in?

 

[jonah]

I would have kicked his head in had he not been about a foot taller than me and quite scary for a 17ish year old. Instead I ran home and cried to my dad. Because.. I'm that kind of person

 

[David Kronenbourg]

foggy dew?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I would have kicked his head in had he not been about a foot taller than me and quite scary for a 17ish year old. Instead I ran home and cried to my dad. Because.. I'm that kind of person

bless
kk-yeah its the foggy sure enough.

 

[washingcattle]

Where is that fish-eyesque picture taken?

check this out, a little scumbag actually threw a rock at my face last week. much of the damage has passed, it was all swollen and ugly last week. now it just looks like i pick at my skin...or am the victim of domestic violence

hope you kicked his head in?

I would have kicked his head in had he not been about a foot taller than me and quite scary for a 17ish year old. Instead I ran home and cried to my dad. Because.. I'm that kind of person

We'll all kick his head in. Throwing rock at girls is only sound til you're 4 years old. It'll be a public service.

 

[jonah]

well isn't that just the lovliest offer I've had all year!