thumped self portrait festival of strangeness - aka The Selfies Thread (1 Viewer)

[Lili Marlene]

guys, i'm taking this thread to a new level.

Here are two photographs of me in the future as an elderly gentleman/world famous philosopher

(or so i'm told anyway, fucked if I know)

 

[Jill Hives]

guys, i'm taking this thread to a new level.

Here are two photographs of me in the future as an elderly gentleman/world famous philosopher


(or so i'm told anyway, fucked if I know)

You already have the demeanor... the body will catch up soon enough.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

ill be disappointed if i ever meet you and your not sucking on a pipe while mulling over the worlds ills.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

i don't fancy women they merely give me the horn. believe me, it's uncomfortable for me too.
i post an awful lot more men than i do women, but i shall take your point.

have to admit, i had you myself in the 'maybe' category (as in maybe a bloke, maybe a girl?)

Where is that fish-eyesque picture taken?

but now i can see your definitely a woman.

Soz for you about the bash to the face! hope its healed good by now

 

[Janer]

foggy dew?

Oui
I like the place at times, other times I realise its not as good as the good time.s

Maybe the bad times include the over priced Cider and the lack of atmosphere.

I thought Jonah was a bloke too or a sailor.
Good looking lass can't understand why some one would want to damage her as we have so few of them, cept for the Poles/Baltic lasses.

 

[jonah]

Thanks guys, you're all very sweet. It has indeed healed up as though Jesus became involved. I'm forever getting bashed, mostly at my own accidental hand, so I think my skin has formed some sort of regenerative power a-la-the-girl-from-heroes.

the foggy dew, i think everyone feels that way about it!

 

[jonah]

also, was it merely my sexually ambiguous horns, or am i really just giving off boy vibes?

 

[Janer]

I don't really know you from here so just assumed jonah was a blokes name, Jonah the sailor and all that.
Maybe the other people who we think are blokes are actually girls too.
Carlow Punks step out of the wardrobe. .|..|

 

[ann post]

it was just the horn thread with me aswell. i fancy roy keane a bit though so its cool.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

I don't really know you from here so just assumed jonah was a blokes name, Jonah the sailor and all that.
Maybe the other people who we think are blokes are actually girls too.
Carlow Punks step out of the wardrobe. .|..|

step out yourself: your fixation with me is bizarre

 

[Janer]

Sure don't be panicking, you're safely tucked away in Berlin.

 

[Gambra]

Wait wait wait.. Carlow Punks is female?? And I thought I was a good judge on these kind of things..

 

[Janer]

Not sure 100% but all I know is Bangkok and some mysterious benefactors played some part in his early life.

 

[GO]

TBH,I always thought you were saying you were a rampant bisexual Jonah.

Which IMHO is a completely fake sexual orientation.(Although I'd ride anyone meself regardless off gender)

But yer not so I'm wriong.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

Not sure 100% but all I know is Bangkok and some mysterious benefactors played some part in his early life.

keep your fantasies to yourself, old man

and wipe the keyboard after

 

[taubstumm]

Wait wait wait.. Carlow Punks is female?? And I thought I was a good judge on these kind of things..

neither male nor female -- carlow punks is an artist

 

[Carlow Punks!]

not a self-portrait, and not photography, but certainly strange

drawn by one of my school-kids, Manuel (5), during a portraiture art lesson we did last week

so this is how he sees me...

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

not a self-portrait, and not photography, but certainly strange

drawn by one of my school-kids, Manuel (5), during a portraiture art lesson we did last week

so this is how he sees me...

 

[Carlow Punks!]

its like you've known me all my life

 

[Janer]

He another stalker then?
You appear paranoid about it.
Anyway.