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it was a plate laden with burgers, sausages, ribs and salad type shit - a catered work BBQ. She arrived and made a fuckin bee-line for the nosebag, piled it all on a plate and devoured it. Made a speech and bailed off int the direction of burger king baggot street.
 
nEiLo said:
i think Fred and Mary have the same image consultant

shes really got that image well marketed. seen the merchandise you can pick up at her 'live' appearances:

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the mad mary door stop - for all those unwanted visits to your house by those collecting for the poor, old relatives that didnt announce they were coming, johova witness.

features include
- four audio seetings: realistic mary battle cry, eating, mumbling, eating 2.
- realistic flashing 'hungry' eyes
- remote control green goo release for those stubborn callers who refuse to leave.

requires 2 car batteries and kilo of rancid pig fat for realistic goo release
 
Hi, Billy Crystal Meth here at the thumped olympics.
the award for most tangental thread goes to.......
 
kirstie said:
best hair
best shoes
best avant garde noise collection on 8 track casette
best use of the word moreish in posts in 2005

etc

"what do you use in your hair? spunk?" - best line of the year (outside of thumped but kind of related)
 
snakybus said:
as for buzz, well, Neil had obviously tampered with our buzzers...
Far more likely you couldn't take the three beers you had. Lightweight.
 

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