Thumped daddies (1 Viewer)

[jane]

Are deadly and adorable.

Also: who ever knew there was this much viable seed in all the land?

First one to populate a full football side (including two subs) wins a tenner.

Really, though, the only thing that approaches the cuteness of a baby is the cuteness of a totally gobsmacked daddy.

Ah, bless.

But girls, ye should stay away from Thumped fellas unless you want to be up the pole.

 

[snakybus]

you forgot sexy

we're all really sexy, too!

haha

not

 

[plug]

there has been a lot of procreation going on around here now that you mention it. hmm...

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

it might be handy if we could add some dating info to our profiles to appear alongside location, last online and that stuff.

 

[jane]

it might be handy if we could add some dating info to our profiles to appear alongside location, last online and that stuff.

And boys should put a ratio of rides:: offspring so we can work out Thumped's overall male fertility rate, which is definitely higher than average.

 

[Pantone247]

It was Anthony Mound that started it, wasn't it?

Wait till the thumped kids start posting here, it's going to be hella akward...

 

[billygannon]

It was Anthony Mound that started it, wasn't it?

Wait till the thumped kids start posting here, it's going to be hella akward...

Well, in fairness, McGuirk planted the first seed... so to speak.

 

[Squiggle]

Thumped Daddies are great.

But we shouldn't forget the Thumped Mommies - there are a few of them too you know.

Well done all of you.

 

[Anthony]

There's quite a few ahead of me.

 

[Pantone247]

Well, in fairness, McGuirk planted the first seed... so to speak.

aye, but was Antony's first kiddo not the first to be announced on thumped, I know Niall has been knocking out sprogs for years now

Thumped Daddies are great.

But we shouldn't forget the Thumped Mommies - there are a few of them too you know.

Well done all of you.

losers

 

[Pantone247]

There's quite a few ahead of me.

maybe I'm wrong

I remember checking thumped from a hostel in London and being all "ah yeah deadly!"

 

[billygannon]

I think McGuirk was the first father ever.
He's Adam.

 

[Anthony]

aye, but was Antony's first kiddo not the first to be announced on thumped, I know Niall has been knocking out sprogs for years now

maybe in that way we were first then. I dunno. I printed out the thread and put it in his "baby box".

 

[HMD]

maybe in that way we were first then. I dunno. I printed out the thread and put it in his "baby box".

whats a baby box? is that where you put him when he's bold?

 

[jane]

Thumped Daddies are great.

But we shouldn't forget the Thumped Mommies - there are a few of them too you know.

Well done all of you.

TOTALLY. I just felt a surge of sweet appreciation for the adorableness of the Thumped daddies right now. We've got way more of them partly because there were more dudes on Thumped in the early years who would now be of daddy age.

I can't wait until Sufi is a Thumped mommy and is all chuffed and exhausted and we get to have a big party thread for her babba. When is it, Sufi? Is it soon yet?

 

[Hector Grey]

jesus, you're chipper.

 

[jane]

I think it's delirium. I'm gettin' hitched in three days.

Definitely delirium.

And chipper. Very chipper.

Can't tell what sort of a what what I'm in, only that whatever it is, I'm doing it at a very high speed.

PS: Edit: HI HECTOR!!!!!111!!!!!

 

[Diddles]

whats a baby box? is that where you put him when he's bold?

No, it's more like a nest box, for sleeping in and the like. Put a hole in the top for air, then print some pages off Thumped and line the bottom of the box for insulation.

The cupboard under the stairs is for boldness.

 

[HMD]

No, it's more like a nest box, for sleeping in and the like. Put a hole in the top for air, then print some pages off Thumped and line the bottom of the box for insulation.

The cupboard under the stairs is for boldness.

we'll have to get one of them

 

[Squiggle]

I can't wait until Sufi is a Thumped mommy and is all chuffed and exhausted and we get to have a big party thread for her babba. When is it, Sufi? Is it soon yet?

Yep, I know another pending Thumped mommy too. And another future Thumped daddy for that matter. It's the year for them. You and Mr Jane will have to be careful if you don't want to join the ranks