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[Zeelander]

people who have food on their clothes and don't care it's there, like "what? it's my lunch... you want some?" are really hot.

I think I look my hottest in the mornings. When I have BACK DOOR SMOKER printed backwards across my face.

 

[Wavioli]

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[font=Arial,Helvetica][size=-1]AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.[/size][/font]​

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Oh my god, Its ssooo accurate, its like they know me! That russel grant's amaazing.​

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I think I look my hottest in the mornings. When I have BACK DOOR SMOKER printed backwards across my face.

ha ha, yeaaahhhh.... what?

 

[Wavioli]

GEMINI (May 21 - Jun. 20) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

How am I not surprised your a gemini - 'the schitzo sign'

 

[Zeelander]

ha ha, yeaaahhhh.... what?

What? Smoking outside venue > Receive handstamp > Go home > Sleep > Over night handstamp transfers magically to face

 

[Ex-User (250)]

What? Smoking outside venue > Receive handstamp > Go home > Sleep > Over night handstamp transfers magically to face

ah, right. sorry. i left my psychic shoes at home today i thought you were into bum sex or something.

 

[Zeelander]

ah, right. sorry. i left my psychic shoes at home today

I thought it was a common phenomenon. This doesn't happen to other people? No wonder they laugh at me in Spar.

 

[jane]

I'm choosing to ignore the rest of the bollocks on this thread and tell you what the bad news is. I've spilted me lunch on me shirt and I have to wear it for the rest of the day in work. I can't think of anything worse. Besides this thread.

I'm glad you reminded me to check my own clothes for leftovers. I thought I'd finished my lunch. Guess not.

Good thing I work at home.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I'm glad you reminded me to check my own clothes for leftovers. I thought I'd finished my lunch. Guess not.

Good thing I work at home.

i think it's a seriously cute quality to wear some food... "ha ha ha, yeah, i was eating yogurt earlier."

 

[jane]

i think it's a seriously cute quality to wear some food... "ha ha ha, yeah, i was eating yogurt earlier."

Ahem....it appears to be Caesar salad dressing.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

How am I not surprised your a gemini - 'the schitzo sign'

startin somethin?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

How am I not surprised your a gemini - 'the schitzo sign'

a common misconception held by all truely stupid people. that's like saying frankenstein was the monster.

 

[Wavioli]

a common misconception held by all truely stupid people. that's like saying frankenstein was the monster.

Duh! didnt you read my fucking horoscope? And all geminis ARE schizos. My dad told me, and he's mystic meg.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

 

[Wavioli]

startin somethin?

You wanna piece of me, PUNK?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I'm choosing to ignore the rest of the bollocks on this thread and tell you what the bad news is. I've spilted me lunch on me shirt and I have to wear it for the rest of the day in work. I can't think of anything worse. Besides this thread.

I spilt yogurt on my tie yesterday