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[Wheels]

well mostly. mostly. Go Bank holiday weekend!

[font=Verdana, Arial]National Forecasts[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial]30 July 2004 04:20[/font]

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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Today [/font] [font=Verdana, Arial]
Apart from a few showers near the west and northwest coasts, today will be dry with sunny spells and light winds. Very mild with highest temperatures of 18 to 21 degrees.

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Tonight[/font]
Dry and calm tonight with patches of mist and fog developing. Turning rather cool with lowest temperatures of 6 to 10 degrees. [/font][font=Verdana, Arial]Tomorrow [/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial]Tomorrow
Dry and warm tomorrow with hazy sunshine in the north, but rather cloudy in southern areas.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial]3 Day Outlook:
Generally very warm and humid Sunday, Monday and Tuesday. Further sunny weather at times everywhere, temperatures exceeding 25 C in places by day and remaining well into double figures even at night. Chance of some thundery rain locally even during Saturday night or Sunday, however (mainly over the Western half of the country) - then, more widespread rain developing Monday or Tuesday, with heavy or thundery outbreaks in places and the risk of some severe downpours.(Drier fresher weather may follow in from the Atlantic during Tuesday).[/font]

 

[Donkey OJ]

thumped as a portal for life information. i'm a scorpio wheels. whats the outlook for the weekend on the personal development / relationship front.

 

[ms.b.haven]

damn, i'm scorpio too, you trying to scare me. you know me don't you?

 

[Wheels]

thumped as a portal for life information. i'm a scorpio wheels. whats the outlook for the weekend on the personal development / relationship front.

http://members.aol.com/TheBigGeek/horoscopes.html

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) - The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall acheive the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

 

[Wheels]

Here's mine:

CANCER (Jun. 21 - Jul. 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Almost eveybody in prison is a Cancer.

Is that me or what?!?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

GEMINI (May 21 - Jun. 20) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

 

[Donkey OJ]

http://members.aol.com/TheBigGeek/horoscopes.html

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) - The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall acheive the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

jesus. outlook for the bank holiday weekend aint so hot then is it? how are my roadstone shares doing?

 

[Donkey OJ]

damn, i'm scorpio too, you trying to scare me. you know me don't you?

its in the stars mizbee.

 

[Super Dexta]

GEMINI (May 21 - Jun. 20) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

heh heh, one of my cousins came on to me once, i definitely didn't thrive on that.

 

[ms.b.haven]

i think scorpio+scorpio= good sex and that's all (seriously i read that somewhere)

 

[Donkey OJ]

i think scorpio+scorpio= good sex and that's all (seriously i read that somewhere)

what else is there?

 

[Wheels]

i think scorpio+scorpio= good sex and that's all (seriously i read that somewhere)

Hag! Look what's happening!

 

[ms.b.haven]

i could take that up many ways (nasty!), explain?

what else is there?

 

[Donkey OJ]

Hag! Look what's happening!

did you hear the one about the witch the ginit and the frisbee?

 

[Donkey OJ]

i could take that up many ways (nasty!), explain?

you taking it up many ways (nice!) which bit do i need to explain? i need to work on my phrasing.

 

[ms.b.haven]

what is 'what else is there' referring to, sex? oh forget it!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Hag! Look what's happening!

dude, i'm ms.b.haven shhhhhhhhh. duh to the max.

 

[ms.b.haven]

yes and i'm hag. no god, scary.

imagine being that much of a cunt?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

yes and i'm hag. no god, scary.

imagine being that much of a cunt?

heh heh heh you couldn't write this stuff.

 

[ms.b.haven]

and for that, i praise the Lord