This country just got a whole lot lamer (a thread for disgruntled smokers only!) (2 Viewers)

[snap-apple]

I heard four pints was the ideal limit put forward by the minister on this.
I'll get me coat when this happens..how would you monitor stuff like this? get people to do a test at the door of the second pub they go into? If you are pissed you get a fine? or arrested? Nonsense.

april 1st dude.

 

[Latex lizzie]

april 1st dude.

nope I read about it yesterday,It's only at the discussion stage.

 

[pete]

apparently if you have more than 4 pints, or a bottle of wine, or two packets of wine gums in one session it's classified as 'binge drinking' and meeehawl martin wants to put a stop to it.

fucking pansies.

 

[jane]

get people to do a test at the door of the second pub they go into? .

If so, I hope it's a urine test.

Doorman: Sorry, love, not tonight. Come back when you're sober.

Me [squinting]: Listen, you two, I'm not drunk. I've just been at a bit of the sherry.

Doorman: Lady, you're drunk as a bishop on Confirmation Day.

Me: You wanna urine test me?

Doorman: No, listen: Just go home and sleep it off.

Me [grinning]: Too late.

 

[avernus]

if i was arsed you'd be so docked for that last comment


seriously

seriously? jeeze. I guess I should watch what I say then huh?

or...conversely..

 

[shidheat]

I was out in the pub last night and it was real nice and un-smoky. However on the downside, there was an awful smell of farts.

It was amusing to see one bloke chomping on an un-lit fag - a wild craving look on his face. Only two people did I see standing outside though.

 

[jane]

I was out in the Lord Edward and it was dead. There were less than a dozen people in and out of there in the hour and a half we were there. A bit sad.

 

[eoinOT]

From my current perspective, I think it'll be a long long time before I step foot in a pub again.

 

[guy of the tiger]

ahh dont be silly now

From my current perspective, I think it'll be a long long time before I step foot in a pub again.

 

[moc]

However on the downside, there was an awful smell of farts.

yeah i got that too. mad. as said earlier, they'll ban that next and it'll be grand.

 

[Juno]

I saw something in the paper yesterday where some prick doctor is advising the government to increase the price of cigarettes by €2!?! I'm going to start smoking crack - apparently pipes are allowed in bars and it's probably cheaper too

 

[avernus]

apparently pipes are allowed in bars and it's probably cheaper too

youre joking right? Id rather inhale an ashtray that smell fuckers smoking a pipe.

In other news - I was standing at the bus stop and was down wind of some girl...the scent of her perfume was pumping into my face..and just as I was thinking 'jesus! I feel sick, wheres the bus' she cracked one off. It was nearly my end.

 

[Mark King]

I was out in the pub last night and it was real nice and un-smoky. However on the downside, there was an awful smell of farts.

it's true. all these years people have been farting in pubs then lighting up and blowing a bit of smoke around to camoflage the stink.

i noticed some stinky hoor the other night too.

ban the bum!

 

[LMD64]

it's true. all these years people have been farting in pubs then lighting up and blowing a bit of smoke around to camoflage the stink.

i noticed some stinky hoor the other night too.

ban the bum!

Dey'll just be handing out the corks to everyone instead. That or squirting Febreze on the worst offenders' buttocks.

 

[tommytrousers]

as we all know stout and flatulence are inevitable bedfellows.suprised the vintners never took that up as a defence!.was in a pub for the first time since the ban last night and it was surreal..like being at a alcohol fuelled parish social than a pub! when I went outside I was smoking two fags at a time due to overstimulation as the nicotine hits in the oped air.

 

[Theseus Mock]

jayneemac, never underestimate the power of a simple fart. there'll be a hybrid generation of fart connoiseurs now.

I imagine the smell of stale piss scented clothing in country pubs is gonna get unbearable.

 

[guy of the tiger]

All those little particles of ass floating around. Thats what really has pub walls yellow; not smoke.