Things Tour (1 Viewer)

[Anthony]

Let's make the Dublin gig a big party. Everyone go to this..

oh, and dance.

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[roxy]

On the subject of things etc.....

Slow River School will be on me show next Monday, the 14th.
Gonna be a fun one me thinks. Girls get these premonitions, y'see.. that sounds a little odd. Yeah well I am odd. SO WHAT!!!!


ahem. listen to my show.

that is all

Roxy

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[roxy]

Plus I'm well happy that the gig was changed from thursday to saturday coz now I can go.

And go I shall. Cheers chaps!

Roxy

 

[Wedge]

i hope to go, but ill just have to see if my mates are up for it

 

[roxy]

if they're not up for it, they ain't your mates. Or at least they shouldn't be. Go on your own. I would if my friends weren't avaiable.. Although I'm a girl and that's not a good thing to do if you're female. There are some bad people out there who want to hurt girls. We didn't do anything to them. As I said, they're just bad people.

G'luck now

Roxy

 

[Yurn!]

Roxy, do you work in Books Unlimited.

I had an epiphany.

 

[roxy]

An epiphany called Wil? well no maybe you're just a genius.

Yeah sure come up and see me sometime.

**roxy makes with the lashes**

 

[Yurn!]

I knew it. I was eating sausage and beans in Kay's and it just all made sense.

And no, Wilbert would not divulge.

 

[Latex lizzie]

..soooo bored help me to help myself will yiz.

 

[#10-7]

books unlimited! goddamnit!

i'll drop in an' get some E Goldstein so...

 

[Yurn!]

I like the open front policy of BU. Makes it som much easier to go nicking with me mates.

 

[roxy]

ermm we're fresh out of E Goldstein Lorcanzo. We did get a really pretty jungle book stand with some lovely jungle book books in. In honour of Jungle Book 2 coming out. Maybe you'd like one of those.

Jungle Book 2...please....Mowglai is now working for the world bank and has forgotten about his feral upbringing and the friends he's left behind.

I'm only there for a few hours in the week anyways. You go in during the day and you might have to face the boss.

One word. hurlyburlyshnurly.

Roxy

 

[#10-7]

i think i was dared to rob something outta there once, when i was a chilser, like.
i think i failed.
i can't remember.
its the place where all the shoplifters get their wings..

 

[Latex lizzie]

..poor mogli..abused by bears and fire and snakes as a child..no wonder he's seaking solace in the arms of the corporation.

 

[Yurn!]

I nicked a pencil sharpnener from Pride and Joy and was nabbed big time. They got my mother involved and i went down for 7 days (grounding) with no chance of parole.

 

[roxy]

no we're fresh out of wings lorcanzo. We ordered them all right but they're very late coming in. Hopefully we'll have them by Friday. Give us a ring anyway to check we have them, y'know, save you the trip up. What's that? Oh yeah, we usually have them, we're just out of stock that's all.........very popular recently them wings.

Actually it's them tables at the front - when the Roy Keane biography was real popular, we had loads on the the front table. Well this scheister goes over with one of those lifelong Superquinn bags (he mustve been from Sutton) and sweeps a load of them into the bag and pegs it down the travelator. Bledin hell.

 

[#10-7]

yeah that was deadly... so i legs it down the escailator an' oops...

 

[roxy]

a pox on your......band!

 

[Yurn!]

Once again, Keano brings out the worst in people, the cunt.

 

[#10-7]

yeah, we got that pox i think.