The unnerving sense that you're very, very stupid (4 Viewers)

[David Kronenbourg]

doorknobs send me into blind rages. i converse with cats

 

[egg_]

My da knew guy who got revenge on a bicycle that had "thrown" him by cycling his living best around the parish. "I'LL SHOW YOU, YOU HOOR"

I'm not stupid, but I sure can be gommy. Thank fuck Mrs. egg_ finds it amusing

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Does anyone else get this?
All I say is obvious rubbish or thin excuses dressed up in cliché.

I get it too, Billy. Maybe it's a Harold thing.

 

[snakybus]

My dad used to talk about "dumb smart guys" sometimes. I guess he knew a lot of 'em as he was an academic.

 

[egg_]

My dad used to talk about "dumb smart guys" sometimes

I bet they're rarer than dumb dumb guys like to think ...

 

[ernesto]

while changing a tyre on my car that got punctured, i began reading the side of the gammy thin temp one they give you. it said 'temporary use only'
i read it as 'temporary.........use only.........'

pretty confusing for a bit but i felt pretty damn smart after that figuring out that one. smart as a retarded mule

 

[Mormon Nailer]

What bugs me is not being able to figure out things that would have been piss easy to me when I was younger. Very disconcerting. Any kind of mathemathical or logical puzzle is much more taxing now.

 

[Jim Daniels]

What bugs me is not being able to figure out things that would have been piss easy to me when I was younger. Very disconcerting. Any kind of mathemathical or logical puzzle is much more taxing now.

Yes! I spent about 5 mins recently, trying to reclaim my one Euro coin from one of those shopping trolly things. A kid eventually showed me. Then I turned around and walked into a pillar.

 

[egg_]

What bugs me is not being able to figure out things that would have been piss easy to me when I was younger. Very disconcerting. Any kind of mathemathical or logical puzzle is much more taxing now.

I thought you were an accountant, surely that keeps your brain in shape? I think I'm better at logic puzzles than I used to be, on account of working as a programmer for the last 12 years

 

[Bladez]

I find that the more I read, the more I realise I don't know. Whole new worlds come into existence that I never knew existed before. Its only in the last few years since I started browsing the internet do I feel stupid. Its made me aware of the amount of knowledge out there. My concentration has also suffered. I tend to now take superficial glances at things rather than look at them in any detail because there is some information to cover.

 

[egg_]

I find that the more I read, the more I realise I don't know

Snap
Especially as regards my job. 3.5 years ago I thought I was a top-notch php guy - I'm about one zillion times better now, and feel like I know almost nothing

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I thought you were an accountant, surely that keeps your brain in shape? I think I'm better at logic puzzles than I used to be, on account of working as a programmer for the last 12 years

Not at all.
I have completely lost the ability to do any kind of mental arithmethic.
There is very little mathemathics in accountancy aside from adding and subtrcting anyway (more subtraction than addition lately) but definately nothing ever beyong inter cert maths.

 

[wild_cat]

We were sitting around in college today...

I was being a little bit more random and scatter brained than usual, I will admit i'm a tad ditzy.....

"Do you realise your fucking simple?!"

Thats what the fat headed rugby playing cunt said to me...

I just said "i'm not going to apologise for my personality to you"

He was dead fucking serious as well. I didnt help matters as after lunch I bursted my head off a desk as I was trying to plug things into the back of a computer. Smiling away he was.

 

[shidheat]

i think that means he fancies you

 

[D0njo]

I think that means that he's a sack of shit. Maybe you should kill him?

 

[guy of the tiger]

I spent about 5 mins recently, trying to reclaim my one Euro coin from one of those shopping trolly things. A kid eventually showed me. Then I turned around and walked into a pillar.

haha! I love this. You totally showed that kid who's the man.
Quote of the week!

 

[guy of the tiger]

I only have opinions, information, and advice on subjects nobody cares about.

Anyone else ever try to talk to girls at a party about how to perform psudeo time stretching on the fly using only Modplug tracker? I did.

 

[wild_cat]

I think that means that he's a sack of shit. Maybe you should kill him?

My friend said he would "drown him in a puddle" for me.

hahah, fuck him. I was giving out about posh people and cops for a while maybe I hit a nerve.

Sher fuck it, my life is more interesting than his because I dont know whats going on half the time. Makes my day a bit more eventfull when I finally do relise my surroundings.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i think its time i had a talk with your mother

 

[guy of the tiger]

My friend said he would "drown him in a puddle" for me.

hahah, fuck him. I was giving out about posh people and cops for a while maybe I hit a nerve.

Sher fuck it, my life is more interesting than his because I dont know whats going on half the time. Makes my day a bit more eventfull when I finally do relise my surroundings.

You shouldn't let yourself get annoyed by such silly little things Roisin.