The Tooth Fairy: Rates (1 Viewer)

[hugh]

Dude, thats a sickly secret that should have been kept. Ugh

Sure that's nothing. I spent ages collecting farts in a glass jar. I filled the glass jar with water and would then take it into the bath and catch fart bubbles in it, sealing it again before I took it out from under the water. I kept at it for weeks until eventually I had an entire jar filled with pure fart. My idea was that if I released this in school it would have the effect of thousands of farts at once, a kind of giant fart bomb. I expected that at least it would cause mass consternation, but secretly hoped that it would result in the evacuation of the room, if not the entire school.

I'm sorry to report though that, even in an air-tight jar, they totally lose their potency within a few days. The fart bomb was a total anti-climax.

 

[Goodbye]

The fart jar I can relate too, but licking an old tooth for the taste of chips just turns my stomach

 

[Anthony]

€10 is mental. €2 MAX. Sure in our house the tooth fairy has forgotten a few times and there's just a tooth left. "The fairy must have been very busy last night".

 

[F. Fred Palakon]

http://mydadhomies.wordpress.com/2009/08/19/i-told-my-daughter-about-god-and-santa-oops/

This guy has the right idea. "I'm the fucking tooth fairy". (Note to Milker: teeth at a buck apiece).

 

[Froog]

milker, just give them your credit card details altogether, or shares in a toothpaste company. 50p to a pound in my day.