The Tooth Fairy: Rates (1 Viewer)

[Milker]

gave him €10, too much?...the wife said she only got 10p...or an apple....me hole, says I.

recession and all that, yeah but still a tenner is ok, right?

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

I used to get a £1, or 50p at the most. €10 seems like a lot for a kid of tooth fairy age.

 

[therealjohnny]

Bloody hell! How rich are you?

You'll be giving the young fella ideas

 

[penexpers]

I used to get 20p eventually it went up to 50p. 10 euro is crazy, no wonder we're all fucked!

 

[Milker]

ok i'm a bad dad tyring to buy affection w no consideration for his sons sense of relative values..but he's seven and a half and saving up for a Darth Vader TIE fighter lego set.

always gave him a fiver up til now but I had no change

he has pointed out two other loose teeth this morning...can't roll back to a fiver now, can I?

edit: did i mention that they're very beautiful teeth?
thinkin of savin them to show him when he's older...thats normal, ja?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

2 euro

 

[ernesto]

gave him €10, too much?...the wife said she only got 10p...or an apple....me hole, says I.

recession and all that, yeah but still a tenner is ok, right?

 

[pete]

€10? Only if you knocked it out.

 

[GO]

Gis a tenner Milker.

 

[magicbastarder]

thinkin of savin them to show him when he's older...thats normal, ja?

keep them so he can have them implanted without fear of rejection when he's a toothless old pensioner.

 

[Goodbye]

Tenner is insane.

A COIN should suffice.

Janey mackers

 

[MDR]

I plan to give Thomas a copy of the Herring and the Brine every time he loses a tooth.

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

keep them so he can have them implanted without fear of rejection when he's a toothless old pensioner.

Pfft! If he gets a tenner for every one he loses, he'll be able to afford falsies.

 

[hugh]

I think the McCarthy report mentions that the rates routinely being paid to children under the Tooth Fairy scheme are now way out of line given our current economic situation. Significant savings can be made here if we all just cop on to ourselves a bit. In fact, there's talk of abolishing this altogether.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

he's only going to waste it on bangbus.com or whatever kids are into these days

 

[Milker]

yer all cunts...worstist thread ever.

wtf is wrong w a tenner? It is sitting on the kitchen table at the mo but for 5 mins this morning Gael was dancing Busby Berkley with it. 'The fairy read my note, took my tooth and guess how much she gave me?'. €2.50 would be on a journey to the centre of the sofa right now, gar'n'teed.

minimum fiver. paper money gets kept.


gaz, pm me a tooth and i'll rep you a tenner.




why is money bad?

 

[GO]

yer all cunts...worstist thread ever.

wtf is wrong w a tenner? It is sitting on the kitchen table at the mo but for 5 mins this morning Gael was dancing Busby Berkley with it. 'The fairy read my note, took my tooth and guess how much she gave me?'. €2.50 would be on a journey to the centre of the sofa right now, gar'n'teed.

minimum fiver. paper money gets kept.


gaz, pm me a tooth and i'll rep you a tenner.




why is money bad?

State of my delph I prolly could send you one and not even notice it was missing.

And money aint bad,'specially when yer keeping it in the fambly.Its the Irish way!

 

[egg_]

thinkin of savin them to show him when he's older...thats normal, ja?

When I were a lad I kept one of my teeth that fell out when I was eating chips and used to lick it in secret to get the taste of chips

 

[Goodbye]

Each to their own...

But spoiling kids is the grandparents job no?

 

[Goodbye]

When I were a lad I kept one of my teeth that fell out when I was eating chips and used to lick it in secret to get the taste of chips

Dude, thats a sickly secret that should have been kept. Ugh