The Pure Genius of my pal Kev (1 Viewer)

[selephonic]

A young girl and her family are driving by the edge of a cliff when their car suddenly loses control. Just before the car plummets off, the girls parents push her out the door to save her.

As she sits crying on the edge, a man approaces her.

"Whats's wrong?" says he.

The young girl explains through tears what has happened.
"It's not your lucky day, is it?" says the man as he opens his fly.

Sorry you need the actions.

 

[gipetto]

whats green and eats nuts?

Syphilis.


Wayooooo!!!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

One of the best despite being old and lacking in poor taste

"Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom?"

*Gets* me every time.

 

[dudley]

what did the 0 say to the 8?


nice belt

 

[Anne OMalley]

A classic!

dudley (12 Jan, 2002 03:43 p.m.):
what did the 0 say to the 8?


nice belt

 

[gipetto]

Classic:

"What did the blind deaf boy get for Christmas?"

"Cancer"

Now that one'll send me to hell for sure....

 

[ronan]

gipetto (13 Jan, 2002 10:37 p.m.):
Classic:

"What did the blind deaf boy get for Christmas?"

"Cancer"

Now that one'll send me to hell for sure....

think you're goin to hell for that?

try this for size...

"what does one do after one rapes a deaf, dumb + blind girl?"

"break her fingers"

but i didn't say that.

i was just, eh, paraphrasing...

god, i feel evil now....

 

[Ex-User (250)]

why all the dead babies and child molestation? what's wrong with you people? these *jokes* aren't funny at all - fuckin' asswipes. it's very clever to laugh at dead babies and the idea of being physically invaded against your will by someone who's simply older than you are... very clever. just wait 'til you're on the receiving end.

 

[the bearded lady]

hag (14 Jan, 2002 10:44 a.m.):
why all the dead babies and child molestation? what's wrong with you people? these *jokes* aren't funny at all - fuckin' asswipes. it's very clever to laugh at dead babies and the idea of being physically invaded against your will by someone who's simply older than you are... very clever. just wait 'til you're on the receiving end.

but hag, don't you fuck your brother with dead rigor mortus babies?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

shut the fuck up, this is one of the few things i'm not willing to be candid about.

 

[the bearded lady]

hag (14 Jan, 2002 10:54 a.m.):
shut the fuck up, this is one of the few things i'm not willing to be candid about.

prick.

 

[shambo]

equally bad:

why are there no muslims in star trek?

because it's set in the future

 

[gipetto]

thats really bold.
80 million hail marys for you and four times around the parish with no tackies on..