The Pure Genius of my pal Kev (1 Viewer)

[the bearded lady]

why didn't superman save the world trade centre?



cos he's in a wheelchair!



so wrong its gotta be right!

 

[Stuart Little]

Or the one about Supergirl:

Is it a bird?

Yes.

 

[dudley]

stuart

your new photo really creeps me out

remember the joke about superman and wonderwoman?

now that was a joke

 

[the bearded lady]

dudley (11 Jan, 2002 12:21 p.m.):
stuart

your new photo really creeps me out

remember the joke about superman and wonderwoman?

now that was a joke

i agree, and pete unwittingly looks like a kiddie-fiddler.
what was that joke duds, and it BETTER be good!

 

[chriths]

dudley (11 Jan, 2002 12:21 p.m.):
stuart

your new photo really creeps me out

remember the joke about superman and wonderwoman?

now that was a joke

is that the one where the invisible man takes it in the ass?

 

[Anne OMalley]

Or the one set at a school disco for the deaf where Helen Keller tries to get off with a bust of Beethoven?

Chrith (11 Jan, 2002 12:26 p.m.):

dudley (11 Jan, 2002 12:21 p.m.):
stuart

your new photo really creeps me out

remember the joke about superman and wonderwoman?

now that was a joke

is that the one where the invisible man takes it in the ass?

 

[krystal]

Anne O'Malley (11 Jan, 2002 12:31 p.m.):
Or the one set at a school disco for the deaf where Helen Keller tries to get off with a bust of Beethoven?

I *need* to know this joke

 

[dudley]

superman is out on the piss and gets buckled

end of the night he's flying home over the skyscrapers, when he notices wonderwoman below, naked on her back and cooing suggestively.

'right then' thinks superman. 'a quick in and out super ride and she'll never even know what happened'

so he whips out his lad, zips down, shoots his load and flies off into the night.

'what the fuck was that?????', says wonder woman

'i dunno', says the invisible man, 'but me hole is killing me'

superheroes have knacker accents

 

[dudley]

here lads

whats the most tasteless joke you've ever heard?


ross?

 

[Stuart Little]

Quite mild this, actually:

How do you know when it's bedtime in Gary Glitter's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

 

[dudley]

how do you give an altar boy a circumcision

kick the priest in the chin

 

[pete]

the bearded lady (11 Jan, 2002 12:24 p.m.):i agree, and pete unwittingly looks like a kiddie-fiddler.

I'm trying hard to not be offended.

 

[the bearded lady]

kirstie (11 Jan, 2002 12:44 p.m.):

Anne O'Malley (11 Jan, 2002 12:31 p.m.):
Or the one set at a school disco for the deaf where Helen Keller tries to get off with a bust of Beethoven?

yeah! me too! even if you make it up.
oh, and you said "bust".
nice joke too stuy.
I *need* to know this joke

 

[Anne OMalley]

There isn't one. In fairness.

kirstie (11 Jan, 2002 12:44 p.m.):

Anne O'Malley (11 Jan, 2002 12:31 p.m.):
Or the one set at a school disco for the deaf where Helen Keller tries to get off with a bust of Beethoven?

I *need* to know this joke

 

[pad]

dudley (11 Jan, 2002 12:47 p.m.):
here lads

whats the most tasteless joke you've ever heard?


ross?

yeah ross is a pretty tasteless joke,
no the dead baby jokes win my vote,
Q)whats funny
A)a dead baby

Q)whats even funnier
A)two dead babies

Q)whats funnier again?
A)a dead baby in a clown suit.

the list is endless.
actually im going to find a website with dead baby jokes. beats studying.

 

[pad]

yeah if you want to see really really tasteless humor go to : http://www.deathsucks.com/jokes/deadbaby.html
im not typing them out cause they are seriously fucked up some of them.

 

[pee pee]

that is the funniest thing i have ever seen, that site.

 

[Stuart Little]

Less funny:

http://www.deadbabies.com/

 

[pad]

http://www.antimtv.com/images2/fredsmack.htm

 

[Stephen]

What do you get if you stick a baby in a blender?
a hard-on

A paedophile and a kid are walking through a forest when the kids says "god it's really scary walking through this forest" and the paedo replies "Yeah and you don't even have to walk back on your own".