The Newspaper headlines / articles that should be punk songs Thread (1 Viewer)

[bohs punks]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ent-trapped-23-year-coma-conscious-along.html

This lad was thought to be in a coma but was fully awake but unable to communicate for twenty three years - the quote below is surely the making of a crust classic
[h=1]"I screamed, but there was nothing to hear"[/h]
poor fucker, mind you theres piss heads on the punk scene who have been unabl to communicate for twenty three years while being technically awake!

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[screwworldorder]

The wallpaper on my phone is a headline from the Metro a while back, in massive writing it just says "I Only Kicked Her In The Face" which could definitely be an Anal Cunt or Macc Lads song title. I also remember seeing one that said "Kicked To Death For Seventy Cent"

 

[drogcharge]

GOTCHA!!!.o no wait, think that was done!

 

[bohs punks]

http://www.independent.ie/national-...er-house-after-copper-face-jacks-2952528.html
Punk version of this would be funny

Met you in the lower deck, you and everyone else came back to the gaff etc

 

[GO]

Yeah..I can think of a cracking rhyme for pr stunt

 

[Papal Noncio]

Condolences and everything but...
[h=1]'I learnt my boyfriend was dead on Facebook'[/h]
http://www.herald.ie/news/i-learnt-my-boyfriend-was-dead-on-facebook-2957965.html

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

 

[bohs punks]

http://www.independent.ie/world-new...-can-see-face-of-jesus-in-a-sock-2973913.html


Woman claims she can see face of Jesus in a sock

 

[NecroSteve]

Had to.

[video=youtube_share;Asuw6lobl0s]http://youtu.be/Asuw6lobl0s[/video]

 

[subbuteo !]

[h=1]"Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales" http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...ger-den-in-wales/story-e6frev20-1226137951576[/h]