The minor worries thread (2 Viewers)

[rettucs]

eggzactly

 

[nooleen]

well you don't want to over-egg the pudding

 

[Diddles]

how come you have so many eggs? Are you keeping chickens?

We get eggs delivered every week, and we always have too many because we are out most Saturday mornings and forget to leave a note out to tell the egg people not to leave any more for the time being.

And why wouldn't you offer the guest an egg if you have that many?

I don't know how comfortable I'd feel asking a strange man "would you like some eggs". He'd probably think I was mental, it's a weird thing to bring up really.

 

[therealjohnny]

I don't know how comfortable I'd feel asking a strange man "would you like some eggs". He'd probably think I was mental, it's a weird thing to bring up really.

Quite right. You should never assume a person's ovo-vegetarian/vegan identity

 

[rettucs]

We get eggs delivered every week, and we always have too many because we are out most Saturday mornings and forget to leave a note out to tell the egg people not to leave any more for the time being.

I always have too few eggs so I guess this is just the universe balancing itself out.

 

[hydromancer]

 

[therealjohnny]

Our egg man delivers chaos and destruction

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

What an eggregious act of carelessness

 

[ann post]

An un-eggsspected conclusion to the fable of humpty dumpty.

 

[therealjohnny]

He'll have to shell out for the cost of repairing it

 

[therealjohnny]

/egg puns ova

 

[hydromancer]

Does he drive a hatch back ?

 

[Diddles]

Our egg man delivers chaos and destruction View attachment 11840

I love it that someone else has an egg delivery service - I thought we were the only ones! Many people think we're very lah-di-dah because of it.

Bad buzz about your wall tho.

 

[therealjohnny]

I love it that someone else has an egg delivery service - I thought we were the only ones! Many people think we're very lah-di-dah because of it.

Bad buzz about your wall tho.

I wear a tweed jacket and green wellies and tell everyone that we have a little man from the village that delivers eggs to us.


Our neighbour added that pillar as an kind of kindness when hew was doing up his own wall and garden. He didn't realise that by doing so he'd trapped our camper van in the driveway. We had to get special equipment to get it out. Then we realised that our two car driveway was now a one car driveway as when one of us was using it the other couldn't access it anymore without trapping the other. We were happy to see the thing go.

 

[rettucs]

What an eggregious act of carelessness

some yoke

 

[pete]

I wear a tweed jacket and green wellies and tell everyone that we have a little man from the village that delivers eggs to us.


Our neighbour added that pillar as an kind of kindness when hew was doing up his own wall and garden. He didn't realise that by doing so he'd trapped our camper van in the driveway. We had to get special equipment to get it out. Then we realised that our two car driveway was now a one car driveway as when one of us was using it the other couldn't access it anymore without trapping the other. We were happy to see the thing go.

Fuckin neighbours.

 

[rettucs]

I love it that someone else has an egg delivery service - I thought we were the only ones! Many people think we're very lah-di-dah because of it.

Bad buzz about your wall tho.

only posh egg delivery services don't knock down yer wall

so yours obviously is lah-di-dah

 

[therealjohnny]

"I will deliver your eggs, but I will destroy your property..that makes us even"