THE ICKY AWARDS (2 Viewers)

[Happy Noodle Boy]

Wow. No idea who most of these people are. Sound.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

derek mooney

i love to wedge a freshly lit german banger between the front teeth of this shameless, poor mans ray d'arcy granny fiddler.

byyyyyeeeeee!!!! BANG! HAHA.

ah, here. dereks all right. he just gets shit tv shows. Mooney Goes Wild On One is always worth a listen. derek davis isnt too bad either really, a bit useless.

does joe duffy qualify for this? i despise him. not only is he as useless as all the other non-entities but he masquerades as someone who is actually worth something and gets away with it. the bastard.

 

[La La]

conrad gallagher and glenda fucking glison.

what the mother of christ is with her eyebrows?

 

[Anthony]

who is glenda glison?

 

[La La]

who is glenda glison?

geln/gnel/glen's alter-ego.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

you've gallons to choose from. ok...

roisin ingle

your editorial reads like a four hour collage of sound bites from a drunken first year journalism student in griffith college.

BAM! Winner. That's the fucking one right there.

 

[Wilbert]

glenda gilson is mos def one of the most repulsive looking women ive ever seen.

however, my vote goes to dermot and dave, 98 fm morning twats.

terms and conditions apply.

Repulsive is a bit strong. She's no Mary Harney for God's sake!
I can't really figure out why people hate her so much.
What has she done?
You don't see her being interviewed and spouting annoying things. She isn't trying to be a pop-star and infecting the air with awful songs. She just hands out awards, models for low-rent kind of stuff.
Where's the hate coming from, people?
What did she do?

 

[Anthony]

Googles Glenda to find out who this beast is and I found this

http://www.hawaiiantropicgirls.com/

wtf??

 

[La La]

the name glenda makes me think of the wizard of oz

 

[nEiLo]

Martian King

 

[therealjohnny]

shes an abomination.

quite

Can I nominate Twink?

I have it on good authority that she wears furs and a tiara when shes visits the local supermarket

Now that's class

 

[Margo]

quite

Her mickey is showing in that one.

 

[La La]

THAT CHICK LINDA FROM THE lYRICS bOARD

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

that magician on the "smart" ads. what a twat.

 

[La La]

 

[La La]

ackshally, anyone on http://www.showbizireland.com/
deserves to be listed here

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i saw a show once with all the irish models hanging out. Jesus wept. At one stage they are just walking into a restaurant and one of them says to the waiter, "can we have another bottle of wine please?"

You haven't had any bottles yet you dim slut.

Their modelling gigs normally consist of being spraypainted gold and holding a laptop on the bottom of grafton street to advertise the launch of secondhand-earings.ie or whatever.

 

[pad]

see your man top right there? he was a glass collector in an irish pub in melbourne. but he's mates with a friend of mine so i'll leave him alone.

who was that horrible personality vacum of a woman who presented that liffey laughs thing on rte recently? how can you interview comedians and make them appear to be as dull as you are? i do not have enough bile and vitriol to spew at her, particularly as i need to reserve some of my energies for the late night molestation and slanderous insult throwing sessions i conduct with my coven to try to destroy ryan turbidy and linda martin.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

what ever happened to that band six? 'theres a whole lotta lovin in my heart...'

bunch of rides.

 

[pad]

oh also, anyone who writes for the sunday independent, i hate you. i really do. you're a fucking moron. i'll still read you on occasion but only to convince myself of how morally superior i am to you.

that is all.