THE ICKY AWARDS (1 Viewer)

[jane]

I saw a youngish lass on the bus today who could be related to no one if not Glenda Gilson. And then a whole bunch of rugby twats spilled off the top level and out onto Donnybrook Rd.

And then I was like, DOES IT GET ANY WORSE?

And then I was like, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

And then Glenda was like, "OUR CLIMATE IS CHANGING! JUST LOOK AT THE WEATHER! I'm, like, WHOA!"

I made a poll somewhere else on the internet, but here, I would like to leave it open for you to nominate someone for the 2006 Icky Awards. Who is the worst Irish celebrity*?

We'll be holding this in The Point next year, or possibly doling out Ickies in the car park outside of "The Meteors".

Winners of the 2006 Icky Awards will receive a Dutch Oven and a trophy made of diarrhea.

You may also nominate your favourite 'celebrity' to receive his or her immortality on the 'Puke of Fame', a series of dried fried-rice pukepuddles to be purged onto Dame St sometime next month, each named after Gavin Lambe Murphy and the 'famous' Irish person it most resembles.

"Mmmmmm."


*Real people don't count. Not even Bob Geldof.

Also, I love Irish celebrities.

 

[tripoli]

Who is the worst Irish celebrity*?

it's got to be glenda.

 

[inspector horse]

mohatma bono... i know he's an obvious choice but i hate him so much, swanning around deprived villages in his shades and leather jacket, prickface.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Ryan Tubridy

Barry Egan + Conrad Gallagher = same person

 

[wild_cat]

it's got to be glenda.

Muff head.

Michelle runs her hate front..

Group URL: http://groups.myspace.com/glendagilson​

 

[rampz]

glenda gilson is mos def one of the most repulsive looking women ive ever seen.

however, my vote goes to dermot and dave, 98 fm morning twats.

terms and conditions apply.

 

[ICUH8N]

Glenda is terrifying up close. That rictus-like smile...

*shivers

 

[jane]

mohatma bono... i know he's an obvious choice but i hate him so much, swanning around deprived villages in his shades and leather jacket, prickface.

Bono doesn't count. He actually, like, is a real person, and is known for stuff outside of Ireland.

 

[cpr]

i saw glenda and some other model dressed as french maids one day outside the stephen's green.it was freezing and they looked perished cos they are so skinny and under dressed.she is a lollipop.

 

[jane]

Glenda is terrifying up close. That rictus-like smile...

*shivers

Someday, little kids will have scary stories about someone who walked around a tweezers and chanted "Glenda Glanda Gilson" 14 times and conjured up her spirit and was forevermore stuck between Glenda's and Brian's restless spirits, doing the supericky jib-jab just above the rarified air of Castleknock.

True story. Or it will be. Slumber parties will never have been the same.

ETA: Also, did you know that Glenda Gilson tried out for Boy Eats Girl, but was turned down because she is zombieproof? Fact!* Also! Some of the zombies had it written into their contract.**




*This may not be true.
**Or this.

 

[rampz]

i saw glenda and some other model dressed as french maids one day outside the stephen's green.it was freezing and they looked perished cos they are so skinny and under dressed.she is a lollipop.

shes an abomination.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Brendan Courtney.

His unique brand of 'camp talent' belongs in a under 12's afternoon disco in trabolgan.

 

[jane]

Brendan Courtney.

His unique brand of 'camp talent' belongs in a under 12's afternoon disco in trabolgan.

See, now, this is exactly the kind of innovation I would expect from you, Lefty. I hadn't even thought of Brendan Courtney. I need to start thinking from outside me box.

He really does give Glanda a runny.*






*for money.

 

[ICUH8N]

Someone told me Ryan Tubridy's marriage was "on the rocks" today.

 

[ICUH8N]

Kathryn Thomas.
Please stay marooned on a suspiciously well-equipped tropical island, so I never have to hear your faux-haughtily-inflected tones again.

 

[jane]

Not really for hating, not like Brendaglenda, but still:

"Daniel has a big oyster and an even bigger sword.... He is just as nice, humble and thankful as a hobo being served a fresh baked apple pie. The world is now Daniel’s apple pie and he is thankful for every bite.
So, weary traveler on life’s roads, if you can possibly manage to get a ticket to the Daniel O’Donnell Show you will be fortunate because you are about to enter a utopia you thought never existed.

KURT: “Well Lady, it is nice to know that nice guys do not always finish last.”
LADY: “I just wish I could find one.” " (http://www.bransoncritic.org/KurtLMoore_DanielODonnell.htm)


http://www.daniel-site.com/

"I'm delighted to welcome you to the original Daniel O'Donnell website. I felt that when Buckingham Palace got their own internet presence that I needed to have one as well. I hope that you will take some time to look through what we have included and that you will find it informative. "

 

[inspector horse]

Bono doesn't count. He actually, like, is a real person, and is known for stuff outside of Ireland.

shite sorry,ill have another go

that gift grub idiot mario rosenstock, does he count?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

shite sorry,ill have another go

you've gallons to choose from. ok...

roisin ingle

your editorial reads like a four hour collage of sound bites from a drunken first year journalism student in griffith college.

amanda brunker

you're as unoriginal as you are pregnant you vile bitch.

derek mooney

i love to wedge a freshly lit german banger between the front teeth of this shameless, poor mans ray d'arcy granny fiddler.

byyyyyeeeeee!!!! BANG! HAHA.

 

[jane]

you've gallons to choose from. ok...

roisin ingle

your editorial reads like a four hour collage of sound bites from a drunken first year journalism student in griffith college.

amanda brunker

you're as unoriginal as you are pregnant you vile bitch.

derek mooney

i love to wedge a freshly lit german banger between the front teeth of this shameless, poor mans ray d'arcy granny fiddler.

byyyyyeeeeee!!!! BANG! HAHA.

Ack, Amanda Brunker! I completely forgot about her, too. Lefty, you should do an Irish version of Holy Moly. You really have your finger on some kind of pulsating appendage.

 

[inspector horse]

derek mooney reminded me of the useless derek davis