The Getting To Know You Thread (1 Viewer)

[VARUKA]

My carrot and watermelons are a bit far apart

its mad how vegetables make us think about sexual organs...like beetroot reminds me of babboon balls....red cabbage remind me of female genitalia and garlic are ball sacks and so on

 

[nofunchee]

 

[VARUKA]

yer a sexy beast

 

[GO]

jazes thats uncanny.Ye ra lucky bastard being the spit of Selleck.you must be batin' the gee off ye with a stick.

 

[killy kill]

jazes thats uncanny.Ye ra lucky bastard being the spit of Selleck.you must be batin' the gee off ye with a stick.

now there's an image

 

[nofunchee]

jazes thats uncanny.Ye ra lucky bastard being the spit of Selleck.you must be batin' the gee off ye with a stick.

if i had a tash like that it'd be the cock and doylers i'd have to worry about!

 

[spuded]

the cock and doylers

sounds like the name of a pub......a shit pub

 

[Bastard Eoin]

sounds like the name of a pub......a shit pub

Yeah, a shite pub that we'd frequent of a Sunday afternoon to whinge about all them bloody Poles drinking our pints and the such!!


Bloody mmm'grints!!!

 

[trev]

Yeah, a shite pub that we'd frequent of a Sunday afternoon to whinge about all them bloody Poles drinking our pints and the such!!


Bloody mmm'grints!!!

two more pints of Lech there barkeep when youre ready...

 

[Big d(A)ddy G]

THEY TOOK OUR JAAAAAWWWRRRRRBBBSSSS

 

[The Schnapper]

two more pints of Lech there barkeep when youre ready...

Thats a lovely beer. Especially when bottled

 

[Big d(A)ddy G]

 

[the strange guy]

That's me on the left.

 

[JenFast]

That's me on the left.

you got ooone ugly ass hole!

 

[the strange guy]

Oh...

 

[Bastard Eoin]

Don't mind her Oliver, I think you've a lovely bum!

 

[the strange guy]

If I'd known the ladies wouldn't like my hole, nay - LOVE MY HOLE, I wouldn't have paid for professional shots.
I'm scarlet now.

Lucky I got the shots with the other punter.
Half price and all.

 

[Janer]

Your mate on the right looks like Stevo Gately from Sheriff street.

 

[JenFast]

If I'd known the ladies wouldn't like my hole, nay - LOVE MY HOLE, I wouldn't have paid for professional shots.
I'm scarlet now.

Lucky I got the shots with the other punter.
Half price and all.

well as long as ya washed yer finger cos it looks like its goin in for the kill

 

[Reets]

That's me on the left.

whole lot of grooming going on there, mustof hurt like hell, hard bastard!!!