nooleen
bad ape
i thought cormac lived at Ninja ManorCormac Complans House
69 Shite Street
County Crap
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i thought cormac lived at Ninja ManorCormac Complans House
69 Shite Street
County Crap
obv. u aint dealt with majors to any degree. I've dealt with a couple of thousand...
can i have your autograph?
THE BACKSTREET BOYS ONLLY ASKED FOR A 6PACK OF COKE, THE EXPLOITED ASKED FOR 10 LITRES , HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wattie also fucks dogs
obv. u aint dealt with majors to any degree. I've dealt with a couple of thousand...
Really? Can you name me a few of those thousand major bands you had dealings with the riders of, or personal dealings with?
Anyway, major label bands ask for ridiculous riders simply because if you do not ask you do not receive. Most of these bands are usually chancing their arms. Playing gigs for these bands means paying the bills, therefore if they are refused 24 bottles of gatorade (for example) by a promoter they will usually do the gig anyway. And the exploited are shit, Axis of sound good though, Janer hasn't a clue what a punk band is so don't worry about his opinion.
after 25 years of gigs someones floor and a crate of beer isnt gonna cut it
they changed music forever???????? how?You know, you're fucking right.
Bands like Metallica who play to tens of thousands every night, who changed music as we knew it forever - they have riders too.
You need more than just a crate of fucking beer and a kip under someone's table after 25 years of anarchy. That's 25 years of picking who plays before you and writing up lists of demands (ie chaos) and pretending you're a punk band when you're actually a shit metal band but not giving a fuck anyway (ie anarchy).
You need a posh hotel room x 5, sufficient tea and coffee, sugar, honey, fresh milk, lemons, cups, spoon, knifes, folkes, Plates and tissues, A mixed plate of fresh bread,a mixed plate of cheese,a mixed plate of sausages, Butter, marmelade, tomatoes, cucumber, onions, peppers, Sufficient sweets and chocolate (mars, snickers, bounty and milka chocolate), Crisps and peanuts chips mexican style with hot dips, Basket of fruits (bananas,apples,oranges etc.), 3 x marlboro lights, 2x 9v battery blocks,Coffee , milk and tea, 12 actimel strawberry, 10 liter of coca cola, 6 liter of fanta, 4 liter of sprite, 8 liter of orange juce, 24 liter of evian or vittel, 16 red bull, An extra case of good local beer on top of the normal one (no cheep junk beer!!)we prefer german beer, 1 case of corona beer (24 bottles), 2 x bottles of smirnoff ice, 1 bottles of red and 1 bottles of white wine, 1 bottle of glenfiddich,1 bottle of jim beam, 1 bottle of absolut wodka, 20 clean Towls, Dinner (for 5 people 4x meat + 1x vegie).
And if your forget the 12 Strawberry Actimel you can fuck off.
2x 9v battery blocks?no smack on that list, now thats real punk, if i had known bands can ask for food, id have joined on years ago
You're totally right.they changed music forever???????? how?
the exploited would have influenced mettilica if you think about it
the actimel joke is an absolute classic
ill see you at the gig!!!!1
Cormac Complans House
69 Shite Street
County Crap
mettalica have been together only two years longer than the exploited ???????? ,sorry shithead you re wrong ,and not for the first time2x 9v battery blocks?
That's two bags of brown.
It's like when reggae bands stick 'Bob Marley Anthology CD' in their rider.
They know you know what they mean.
You're totally right.
Huge bands like the Exploited bring thousands of ticket buyers.
The Exploited are up there with other huge bands like Metallica/Danzig/Foo Fighters/Clash.
The Exploited have been together longer than Danzig, Foo Fighters and Clash put together.
Metallica have been together only two years longer than the Exploited and they're treated like kings.
That's why they deserve such a huge rider.
wattie also fucks dogs
Doh!mettalica have been together only two years longer than the exploited ???????? ,sorry shithead you re wrong ,and not for the first time
but you re humour is as sharp as ever
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