the cruise baby exists (1 Viewer)

[La La]

for all five of you that may care,

[strike]alien[/strike] suri cruise is alive and [strike]photoshopped[/strike] normal looking.

 

[Corey]

i'm not in the least bit surpirsed. Just very scared.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I've never seen a two month old kid with hair that long and dark.

 

[krystal]

that child looks about 45.

 

[La La]

according to vanity fair sources, the baby's pictures had to be photoshopped to the hilt.

and yes - that's an awful lot of hair for a 5 month old.......

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

that child looks about 45.

At least.

It has to be said that she does bear a resemblance to cruiserz though.

 

[krystal]

why would you want your baby to be photoshopped? Sort of tantamount to admitting you think it's an ugly little bastard, surely? But then this is Tom sane Cruise we're talking about I guess.

 

[The Schnapper]

why would you want your baby to be photoshopped? Sort of tantamount to admitting you think it's an ugly little bastard, surely? But then this is Tom sane Cruise we're talking about I guess.

Hes a scientologist, he knows what hes talking about. right.

 

[deedee]

Poor little munchkin, she hasn't got a chance does she?

 

[Corey]

why would you want your baby to be photoshopped? Sort of tantamount to admitting you think it's an ugly little bastard, surely? But then this is Tom sane Cruise we're talking about I guess.

Because nobody's gonna believe that adorable little treble-six above his right eye is just a birthmark, thats why.

 

[Hector Grey]

Poor little munchkin, she hasn't got a chance does she?

ah well, she'll be rich enough for only the best drugs and therapy. and sti doctors.

 

[Yurn!]

Poor little munchkin, she hasn't got a chance does she?

No 'Visitor' does.

 

[Catwoman]

 

[Janer]

I've never seen a two month old kid with hair that long and dark.

Child looks like it was bought from south east asia.

 

[Space]

Child looks like it was bought from south east asia.

 

[Theseus Mock]

can anyone confirm that this baby is handicapped?

 

[La La]

i can only imagine the spawn of crooz would be handicapped in some manner

 

[Yurn!]

i can only imagine the spawn of crooz would be handicapped in some manner

Gorillas mot as scare now.

 

[avernus]

that baby looks like Brandon Lee reborn!

 

[La La]

Gorillas mot as scare now.