the biggest conspiracy of all (1 Viewer)

[Rachel666]

We were watching tv3 news and "santa" was coming into the airport. how can i trust mainstream media if such a blatant lie is told? but that's not the point

Is believing in santa the biggest conspiracy on earth? or is there something bigger? a bigger lie that we're just as content with, as we were as children with santa.

like when you turn 18 does a little robin red breast whisper the next big life Secret into your ear and tell you not to tell anyone under 18? if this is indeed the case, please tell me the Biggest Conspiracy Of All


merry xmas

(p.s. if i'm not making sense fuck off and make a thread with the title of this except "funny")

 

[righteous harmony]

tv3 news makes my eyes bleed.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

I like this thread.

 

[krystal]

Kitten trapped up tree - Martin King reports

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Kitten trapped up tree - Martin King reports

are you slaggin martin?

 

[It Will Never Last]

I'll tell you what my problem is with TV3 reporting on Santa's arrival...

The cunts made me sit in front of a radar screen looking at traffic that somebody else was working so the place would look busy when I should have been knocking off an hour early. Fuckers.

Three takes it took the waether man. Three fucking takes! What sort of mongo can't walk across a room and talk shite about a fat wanker in a red suit in one go?

 

[Gambra]

like when you turn 18 does a little robin red breast whisper the next big life Secret into your ear and tell you not to tell anyone under 18? if this is indeed the case, please tell me the Biggest Conspiracy Of All

Biggest Conspiacy ever: Being able to get into clubs and legaly drink isn't as fun as it's cracked up to be at all. In fact it's shit.

 

[classic seanc]

Ah yes, the big conspiracies about being a grown up..................

Night clubs are shit

People will respect you

You'll get a good "career", where you can be "self actualised"

Contrary to Junior cert history, not all English people or Protestants are maniacs, they're actually quite ordinary

You'll have disposable income

Voting will be interesting, (in fact it becomes very annoying)

People who are adults will be interesting and sophisticated, and they're not bothered with shit like the clothes your wearing or anything like that.

Its not all bad though, really................................

 

[righteous harmony]

Contrary to Junior cert history, not all English people or Protestants are maniacs, they're actually quite ordinary

hmmm... controversial!

 

[Gambra]

Its true though, even my old one from only three years back painted all Brits as war mongers who took over the Paddies lands.

 

[classic seanc]

Didn't mean for that comment to be so controversial. I thought it was widely accepted that J Cert history was pretty anti British. Maybe yee teach it different up here in the big smoke..............

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Contrary to Junior cert history, not all English people or Protestants are maniacs, they're actually quite ordinary

hehe

I find it bizarre when people equate Protestants with the English.

Wolfe Tone
Robert Emmett
Henry Grattan
Charles Parnell

to start with...

 

[nlgbbbblth]

separately

W.B. Yeats
Samuel Beckett
J.M. Synge
Sean O'Casey

 

[Hector Grey]

Clearly, Nigglleblob, there's the ancient distinction of Good Prod versus Bad Prod. Like Good AIDS versus Bad AIDS.

Now we're clearly in the realm of algebra, if all brits are bad, and some brits are prods, are all prods bad?

Jolly Hockeysticks working that one out (i have the answer, will share for a show of your knickers).

in the meanwhile:

 

[classic seanc]

hehe

I find it bizarre when people equate Protestants with the English.

Wolfe Tone
Robert Emmett
Henry Grattan
Charles Parnell

to start with...

Thats my point, my friend, thats my point.

J cert history lumps em all together. But its all actually a little more complicated...........

Anyway, we're straying a little bit off topic here............

 

[righteous harmony]

Anyway, we're straying a little bit off topic here.......

no, no carry on. i think it's important to get to the bottom of this for once and for all! i think we need tv3 news to cover this story, over to lorraine keane...

 

[Lorraine Keane]

Brits out, yay or nay?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Brits out, yay or nay?

Tits out for the lads Lorraine. You first.