the best way to start a cult....... (2 Viewers)

[emmyh]

i have the smelly clothes, house in the middle of nowhere, strange accent, slightly off-putting stare already (must grow beard, must grow beard..).
how do i go about getting some rich fanatics to follow my every order ( like, purely for example, rob a bank)
...just curious.....

 

[Corm]

Essentially, you need a charismatic iconic figure to be head of the cult and get loads of free sex and money off everyone, like L. Ron Hubbard, Charles Manson, Hulk Hogan, or me. Meanwhile, you pull the strings from the background.

 

[cesspooldublin]

or more effectively, try recruiting your own personal band of impressionable drug crazed teens and get them to commit a series of murders.

 

[rotten tropics]

meh, we need a good heavy metal related murder,been too long.then start thinking bout cults lads.baby steps.

 

[Cormcolash]

Just call yourself a feminist, you'll soon have loads of crazy loons willing to help you with whatever you want!

 

[D0njo]

OOOOOHHHHH

 

[rotten tropics]

Just call yourself a feminist, you'll soon have loads of crazy loons willing to help you with whatever you want!

amazing

 

[AnarchoBob]

The black metal scene is ok with murders. We need murderous feuds in the pagan folk metal scene...axes, blood, warpaint, strange rituals...fucking amazing!

 

[emmyh]

interesting, just might do that. first get the money then dispose of them...

axes, blood, warpaint, strange rituals..

or put anthrax in some cabbages, (like the hari krishnas do!)

or bring my devoted little lunatics out to the woods and create a messy "accident" Hmm.............hmmmm.....

 

[nooleen]

The black metal scene is ok with murders. We need murderous feuds in the pagan folk metal scene...axes, blood, warpaint, strange rituals...fucking amazing!

'he was found stabbed through the heart chakra with a large amethyst crystal, a handful of miniature dream-catchers stuffed into his mouth'.

 

[JenFast]

acid and sex

 

[Space]

acid and sex

Where?

 

[Reets]

get some rich kids into a room, everyone shares all the shit thats happened in their lives, when they're all nice and voulenerable scream at them that they're worthless, everything that's happened is because they are the worse people that have ever lived, they're a blight to their famlies, really horrid people. now you have them so low that they'd do anything to be worthwhile again. time for you to tell them anyold bullshit and they'll believe it and love you for fixing their lives.

 

[spuded]

now you have them so low that they'd do anything to be worthwhile again. time for you to tell them anyold bullshit and they'll believe it and love you for fixing their lives.

think you might be better not fixing there lives, rather continue to make them feel worthless and useless until they are 'ready' for the 'secret' you have received from god, who needs them to build a huge temple before they can even get a hint at what the 'secret' is

also constantly feed them shit food laced with laxatives.

and acid and sex

 

[Reets]

yeah, by building the temple and being your acid raved sexslave they're fixing your life, win-win.

 

[kleft]

if you want people to do your bidding just threaten them with rape

 

[Reets]

but you'll only get them to do what you want till they can escape, if they adore you, you can get them to do whatever the fuck you want, when ever you want (including robbing a bank)

 

[kleft]

but you'll only get them to do what you want till they can escape, if they adore you, you can get them to do whatever the fuck you want, when ever you want (including robbing a bank)

That's a good point, but personally I don't really have that kind of patience, I prefare instant gratification. Sure, it means my turnover is far higher but I enjoy meeting new people.

 

[Reets]

could be a team effort, you get them in, i do the brainwashing, tried it out a bit in work, seems got a gift for it (everyone needs a hobby).

 

[kleft]

i had a better idea