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[the strange guy]

Smaller than that. I have to get a Brazilian wax just so I don't wake up every morning thinking that I've lost it. And as for my balls...

 

[treelo]

i can't believe a thread this stupid made it to two pages.

 

[the strange guy]

Don't give up now.

 

[treelo]

well the logical next step is to punch you in the face, but that's not possible from my current location. suggestions?
a hit-man maybe... is anyone i know near you at the moment?

 

[the strange guy]

Your dad is rimming me while I type this. Your pretty lucky to have such a rich father. Imagine the look on your ma's face when I tell her I've been doing the dirt on her.

 

[treelo]

jesus wee man, you really need to get out of the house more.

 

[the strange guy]

Can't argue with that.

 

[W.]

the thing about oly is, if he is slagging someone else it IS funny and a lot of people can't understand why the person being slagged is getting so worked up.
That is, until they too get slagged by oly and realise his humour cuts to the bone.
Oly needs to slag a lot more cunts on this board who dont realise why he's able to get me so pissed off.
Then i will make him a mod.

also, remember when u were drunk at the music room last week oly and a certain member of the board said "fuck off oly you fucking chinese.. . . ."
Not so right on now.

 

[the strange guy]

But I AM Chinese, Weeler. That makes it ok.

 

[W.]

"hey lady, you're an object!"

 

[the strange guy]

ob·ject n.

1. Something perceptible by one or more of the senses, especially by vision or touch; a material thing.
2. A focus of attention, feeling, thought, or action: an object of contempt.

Well, it mightn't be RIGHT, but it's not wrong, is it?

 

[mac warzonescum]

You see this is the danger of straight-edge. One mention and it turns into all out war on the board. If only those kids would start drinking, even if it was just weak beer, then all this turmoil would never happen...

 

[Cormcolash]

Right having seen the truth in Mac's point, I just went and drank some wine, now everyone else has to follow suit.

 

[the strange guy]

Fuck that. I'd rather quietly sit in a corner and pretend to have a good time while secretly wonder why I hang around with such obnoxious arseholes.

 

[mac warzonescum]

Right having seen the truth in Mac's point, I just went and drank some wine, now everyone else has to follow suit.

I hope that this suit of yours that everyone is now meant to follow is somewhat more stylish than your last one.

To prove my point: since drinking that wine have you been convicted of killing anyone?

I think not.

Gentlemen, my case is rested.

 

[oh shit]

everyone has to follow suit? pfft, thats so edge.

 

[Cormcolash]

Haha this thread amuses me!
My next suit will consist of shiny reflecting silver foil.