spooky death clock (1 Viewer)

[Doctor Muscles]

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Here's what I got:

At age 33 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars

WOOOO. 8 more years!

 

[Ciansy]

I'm going to kick the bucket at 44, fighting a global war on terrorism in Spain. Strange how we'll have progressed to an interplanetary war in just eight years but it'll take another 25 to get to a global one.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

makes sense to me. I'll be fighting a global war on phobos, you in spain.

 

[Ciansy]

But you'll be dead by the time I get to Spain... Although that's not necessarily true, I might get there before you get to Phobos and just survive quite a few years of war.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Paltry explanations like these are the very reason I will kill you years from now in Spain, several years after you have killed me on Phobos.

 

[Ciansy]

Jesus, we've made a right balls of this one now. I can see this being very convoluted in a Donnie Darko-ish way.

 

[La La]

La La: At age 36 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

The future isn't written in stone Ciansy; it is I who shall endeavour to kill you on Phobos.







I just like typing Phobos.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

La La: At age 36 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Will this happen on Phobos?

 

[Ciansy]

I have a Phobotic Army of Deathbots.


Honestly I do, they're at home.

 

[ann post]

eoghan: At age 51 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

yarr!!! a water grave it tis then.

 

[La La]

Will this happen on Phobos?

text me directions there and we'll see

 

[Ciansy]

text me directions there and we'll see

Turn left at Deimos if you're coming from earth and it's within the next year.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

bus eireann stop there on the way to letterkenny.

 

[HMD]

HMD: At age 58 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Lavajonation: At age 75 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Hm, that's handy, I didn't fancy living past 75.

Fucking beggars.

 

[Space]

cian: At age 76 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Spookily I've said on more than one occasion that I'd like to form a heroin habit in my seventies.

 

[Hector Grey]

Hector: At age 42 you will choke on a piece of steak

 

[Lolo]

eoghan: At age 51 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

yarr!!! a water grave it tis then.

Lolo: At age 83 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Is there a special bit of hell/ heaven reserved for watery deaths?

 

[Lord Damian]

Lolo: At age 83 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Is there a special bit of hell/ heaven reserved for watery deaths?

go down in a small raft, eh? Eh?