SOURCE OF MEXICAN SWINE FLU DISCOVERED! (1 Viewer)

[Cormcolash]

Dirty crusties

 

[Daniel]

ha ha

 

[Corm]

This shit is awesome. All I'm doing is eating tonnes of greasy Mexican food, drinking beer & tequilla, smoking the bift, watching disaster movies and Sex In The City and not leaving the house except for going to the supermarket and pretending to cough violently. There was a fucking earthquake earlier, 6.0 on the muthafuckin richta, byotch. TOTAL FUCKING ARMAGEDDON!!

"I'm scared," said Sarai Luna Pajas, a 22-year-old social services worker standing outside her office building moments after it hit. "We Mexicans are not used to living with so much fear, but all that is happening -- the economic crisis, the illnesses and now this -- it feels like the Apocalypse."
Co-worker Harold Gutierrez, 21, said the country was taking comfort from its religious faith, but he too was gripped by the sensation that the world might be coming to an end."If it is, it is God's plan," Gutierrez said, speaking over a green mask he wore to ward off swine flu.

 

[Cormcolash]

"If it is, it is God's plan," Gutierrez said, speaking over a green mask he wore to ward off swine flu.

Here mate, if it's God's plan, then take off your green mask to see if you're gonna get saved in The Rapture. Spa.

 

[D0njo]

Ah ha- green masks are also part of Gods plan, so they're admissable

 

[Turlough]

Dont snog any pigs corm

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah right, as if the pigs would let him near them!

 

[Corm]

Too late! I've been porking porkers like a bad fiend...where do you think it started? Ironically, slang for pornos in Mexico is Los Porkies.

 

[Willie Willions]

Los Porky Pies