Shit Band Names (1 Viewer)

[snakybus]

Your jelly roll is your lad, did you know that?

You know that jazz song, "that must be jelly cos jam don't shake like that". One guess what that's about.

Problem name:

Settler

You can't shorten it. You know the way you have "the Long", "the 'Spoons". You can't really say "The 'ler"

 

[Hector Grey]

i fucking hate when people do that.

the long? jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss

 

[snakybus]

that takes the Cake.

 

[Hector Grey]

 

[Hector Grey]

i also hate it when people say 'Clash' insted of 'THE Clash'

 

[1984]

Linkin Park
Flock of Seagulls
Travis

 

[snakybus]

I hear yeh

or Frankie Goes To Hollywood: "Frankie"

or At the Drive In: "At"

 

[billygannon]

Color Me Badd

 

[sparse]

puddle of mud
system of a down
limp bisquit

 

[billygannon]

Audioweb
Queensryke (or however you spell it)
Whitesnake
Goldbug
De Barge
Tight Fit
Strawberry Switchblade
The Conquerors
Mike and the Mechanics
London Beat
No Sweat
......

 

[Hector Grey]

don't forget Sad Cafe

 

[Speed Racer]

Some Dance group have the most awful ones too.

Masters at work (so bad, its awful. They're far from Masters at anything)

M people (the worst group ever!! That bitch better die soon)

Metal
Korn (? ooh were named after the stuff that comes in tins, but with a K! Scary!!)

Then theres "Morrisey" uggh, sounds depressing. Yeah this could go on and on. Fuckin hell. Where does the day go

 

[Speed Racer]

Oh my God 'Mike and the Mechanics' reminded me of 'Huey Lewis and The News'. What's wrong with Brain? Not..... good...... functioning.

 

[binky]

Originally posted by Speed Racer
Some Dance group have the most awful ones too.

Masters at work (so bad, its awful. They're far from Masters at anything)

Unfair.
Good name. Stinks of coke.
'Nu Yorican Soul' rocks.

The Calling. i mean, Jesus...

New Fast Automatic Daffodils...fuckers

Metal Church

Blue in Heaven

actually this could go on all day...

 

[rothko]

Originally posted by 1984
Linkin Park
Flock of Seagulls
Travis

Where's your signature from 1984?
It's damn amusing....

 

[Speed Racer]

Yeah, bad names seem to stick to certain decades. Personally, I think that the 80's stinked the worst.

Kajagoogoo
Heaven 17
New kids on the block
The gogo's
The Pet shop Boys

 

[Sprite Boy]

Originally posted by Speed Racer

Never heard any Omelette stuff. Is it any good?!cheezy !bog !cheezy

Omelette stuff is great! U can buy their new single 'Happiness' in Road Records @ the mo! I think it's only 4 euro.

 

[uncle_meat]

C'mon Dan, denizens of ilk, wha?

My past Ventures include:

The Electric Fudge (my limerick based ROCK band)
Candibliss (my first band)
Silver (the guys in 'the Electric Fudge' got sick of 'the Electric Fudge. When I left, they called themselves 'Plush')
Phluid (who went on to become Echo Indiana. Judge for Yourself.)
Dewn and finally:

Dr. Turtle. I mean what the FUCK was up with that, eh?

(P.S. Dan you're a cunt )

 

[Anthony]

Originally posted by uncle_meat
)
Candibliss

hahahahahahahahahaha !!!!
CLASSIC!

 

[Anthony]

Dare I say it...
Ten Speed Racer

Irish bands just have a way with names;
These Animal Men
Those Nervous Animals
That Petrol Emotion

crap!