Scientifc Bong
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FUTURE SHOCK: Fear of a Green Planet.
Scientific Bong's original goal was to save the world from itself through TetraHydroCannabinology.
After many years of painstaking research in their subterranean arctic laboratory, they came to the conclusion that the battle had been lost before it had ever begun -the world was not worth saving. Scientific Bong mysteriously disappeared from planet Earth; unbeknownst to the denizens of terra, they had relocated to their Mars Moonbase, the Phobos Labs.
Much heavy chongo ensued.
And then, disaster struck: in an unexplained attack of unprecedented ferocity, their lunar outpost was destroyed by their arch-nemesis, The Imperial Terran Authority.
In an instantaneous retaliatory strike, the Imperial space-fleet was annihilated by the Professors’ newly-unveiled, highly-experimental Sub Chronic Vapourizer Cannon (S.C.V. Cannon.). Mere moments before their imminent destruction, however, the Imperium managed to propel a lone agent back through time with the use of Vortex Technology (VorTech).
In an unparalleled move of outrageous audacity, the Professors 4 consumed their entire cannabinoid stockpile, before turning the S.C.V. Cannon upon themselves.
In the toke of a spliff they had disappeared.
The Earth stood still.
Many believed they had been crushed in the Chronic Impact. Others yet believed them to be in exploration of strange new vistas of reality.
The true nature of their voyage can only now be revealed.
Our intrepid adventurers had entered the time-space continuum & recklessly pursued the Imperial Agent, who was engaged in the systematic destruction of all pre-ganjabinoid flora throughout the pre-historic ages. An epic battle ensued, in which the Evil Agent was seriously face-pounded and subsequently vapourized.
On returning to the present day, the Bong discovered the world to be in the midst of an obscene reality crisis. The earth was a barren dopeless rock. Cannabis no longer existed in any form. It was the end…
…or was it?
The Professors were now at liberty to unveil their masterwork: The Mars Project.
This was the endeavour upon which they had been working at their Phobos Laboratory, and the reason they had been attacked. They had terraformed the entire planet, transforming it into a colossal Hydroponic Engine.
The Red Planet was now The Green Planet, its entire surface a jungle of muthafuckin’ DOPE, biatch. Harnessing the energy of hardcore, they will bring it to the people.
The Final Truth revealed, Scientific Bong are back.
THE FUTURE IS SMOKE.
Scientific Bong's original goal was to save the world from itself through TetraHydroCannabinology.
After many years of painstaking research in their subterranean arctic laboratory, they came to the conclusion that the battle had been lost before it had ever begun -the world was not worth saving. Scientific Bong mysteriously disappeared from planet Earth; unbeknownst to the denizens of terra, they had relocated to their Mars Moonbase, the Phobos Labs.
Much heavy chongo ensued.
And then, disaster struck: in an unexplained attack of unprecedented ferocity, their lunar outpost was destroyed by their arch-nemesis, The Imperial Terran Authority.
In an instantaneous retaliatory strike, the Imperial space-fleet was annihilated by the Professors’ newly-unveiled, highly-experimental Sub Chronic Vapourizer Cannon (S.C.V. Cannon.). Mere moments before their imminent destruction, however, the Imperium managed to propel a lone agent back through time with the use of Vortex Technology (VorTech).
In an unparalleled move of outrageous audacity, the Professors 4 consumed their entire cannabinoid stockpile, before turning the S.C.V. Cannon upon themselves.
In the toke of a spliff they had disappeared.
The Earth stood still.
Many believed they had been crushed in the Chronic Impact. Others yet believed them to be in exploration of strange new vistas of reality.
The true nature of their voyage can only now be revealed.
Our intrepid adventurers had entered the time-space continuum & recklessly pursued the Imperial Agent, who was engaged in the systematic destruction of all pre-ganjabinoid flora throughout the pre-historic ages. An epic battle ensued, in which the Evil Agent was seriously face-pounded and subsequently vapourized.
On returning to the present day, the Bong discovered the world to be in the midst of an obscene reality crisis. The earth was a barren dopeless rock. Cannabis no longer existed in any form. It was the end…
…or was it?
The Professors were now at liberty to unveil their masterwork: The Mars Project.
This was the endeavour upon which they had been working at their Phobos Laboratory, and the reason they had been attacked. They had terraformed the entire planet, transforming it into a colossal Hydroponic Engine.
The Red Planet was now The Green Planet, its entire surface a jungle of muthafuckin’ DOPE, biatch. Harnessing the energy of hardcore, they will bring it to the people.
The Final Truth revealed, Scientific Bong are back.
THE FUTURE IS SMOKE.
