scarlett johansson (2 Viewers)

[oh shit]

it's not the worst thing i've ever heard. as johnny said at least it's not r'n'f'n'b

this is the most ridiculous relativist statement possible
at least "r'nf'n'b" isn't a nazi marching song - but so what?

anyway most r'n'b singers can actually sing, so that's one up on scarlett, who can't even act

now take your hate crimes elsewhere

 

[HMD]

i mean, it looks like she wants me, but what does she really want by looking like she wants me?

next time i see her i'll ask 'will you get off with me mate?' then we'll know.

 

[rettucs]

at least it isn't r'n'f'n'b or a nazi marching song

 

[oh shit]

hm good point

 

[Owen]

It can't be as bad as Rod Stewart's halal butchering of "Downtown Train"? Or can it?

 

[Anthony]

i don't know what's worse, the song of the video?

 

[Unicron]

Christ all mighty, what the fuck ever happened to just being an actor, or just being a singer.

Whats goin on with all these cunts? Why are they trying to fulfill all my music, movie, clothes and fragrance needs under one brand?

Imagine if Daniel D Lewis brought out a rap album or Marlon Brando brought out a clothing line.

Blaa blaa blaa ::clef::::clef::::clef::::clef::::clef::!zed

Tom Waits is a decent enough character actor.

 

[avernus]

What the hell is Salman Rushdie doing in this video? Acting like a freakin letch as well. Bizarro. The song isn't the biggest pile of shit ever that I thought it would be. She's no worse a singer than Nico. Sounds like she was listening to Nothing Compares 2 U a little too much. She also sounds slightly tone deaf. Poor Scarlett. It's not easy being beautiful.

 

[egg_]

i'm not sure i can seriously attach my desire to such an insincere pout

Aaaah but look at her bum dude.

 

[oh shit]

She's no worse a singer than Nico.

ah here

 

[egg_]

Christ all mighty, what the fuck ever happened to just being an actor, or just being a singer.

Ah me arse. Creative people are creative people. John-out-of-Stoat recently played the Welsh guy in a production of "Dancing at Lughnasa" in Kinvarra. Got a problem with that? Or is it ok because of Stoat's lack of success?

 

[snakybus]

Anyone ever heard Toni Colette's songs?

load of barse

 

[avernus]

ah here

say it ain't so. don't get me wrong, I like Nico. but she was definitely an acquired taste. also, she was hot.

 

[avernus]

Anyone ever heard Toni Colette's songs?

load of barse

I'd like to hear some Tony Danza if that's at all possible.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

At least it wasn't the song that heralded the end of times.

 

[snakybus]

I'd like to hear some Tony Danza if that's at all possible.

Well here's a song about him, if that's any use:

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Go to 2:30: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

 

[avernus]

Well here's a song about him, if that's any use:

YouTube - Elton John - Tiny Dancer (live 1971)

Go to 2:30: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

I sing it like that too. It makes me smile.

 

[travispickle]

I've only just listened to that Scarlett track - it's not that bad at all!! Yes her vocals are pretty smothered in reverb and back in the mix (hello MBV, Mary Chain et al) - has a kind of Patti Smith feel to the vocal....Nice arrangement and instrumentation - is that Bowie on backing vocals???

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

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[Goodbye]

I liked it.
If you didn't know it was her, you'd just think it was an indie shmindie mum-alike typa chick who's in love with early nintees shoegaze.