Sampler - tv show (1 Viewer)

[hop]

Originally posted by Pantone247


Or do they think the grannys down the country won't notice?

i can just see the grannies now, 'ah de bingo's great, but your wan is awful lookin'

 

[Speed Racer]

None of these threads live up to the hilarious free for all which was the "I HATE TINKERS" thread of last week. Ah, that was a special day. If only tinkers actually used computers and logged onto the net, then we'd have a real good ol' storm a blowin.

 

[silo]

it would be completely insane if they cut sampler. i thought it was really good.

(i think i may even have seen myself in the RTS crowd scenes; always nice to know you're on de telly...)

it must be dirt cheap to produce (their site says it's all done in final cut pro with a couple of DVs) so i really don't see who's losing out.

i suppose no disco will be next.

RTE boss 1: 'how can we save money?'

RTE boss 2: 'cut the programmes that are cheapest to make!'

RTE boss 1: 'capital idea!'

the site, by the way, is at www.rte.ie/sampler

 

[silo]

oh, and did anybody else think the feature on the two artists was brilliant? i hope your man cypher is actually an ongoing living installation about pretentiousness; that way he'd make sense. i cringed watching him. 'i used to masturbate to titian'. rock on.

 

[1984]

Originally posted by Pantone247
and to pay for the *snip snip* for Mr Shirley Temple Bar


what is Telly Bingo all about?

I find the whole thing really funny. I always imagine that Eurothrash do a 'piece' on Telly Bingo, complete with the accents.

Maybe he/she will run to be a TD in the near future, like that italian yung wan that turned from Pornstar to Politician.

 

[sparse]

I keep thinkin that it wouldn't be long before Shirley's killed, imagine some country farmer type, watching telly bingo, thinkin that shirley ones already, then either (A.) Coming to the big smoke with the intension of trying it on, Shirley tells him she/he's a man and he kills her there and then or (B.) he's down the pub bragging what he'd do to that bit of crumpit on telly bingo one of the guys tells him shes a he, country farmer type goes nuts and kills everyone in the pub before going to RTE killing Shirley and then himself.

 

[Hector Grey]

la ciccolina....
and don't forget nana mouskouri (or whatever)

 

[Trisky]

That guy Cypher saying so casually about how he tried to kill himself. Eeeeewwww. And talking about jerking off over Carravaggio paintings! There aren't even nudie women in Carravaggios paintings. Or blokes.

 

[rothko]

Originally posted by Trisky
That guy Cypher saying so casually about how he tried to kill himself. Eeeeewwww. And talking about jerking off over Carravaggio paintings! There aren't even nudie women in Carravaggios paintings. Or blokes.

Yeah but the chiaroscuro and interplay of light and shade in Carravaggios work would give anyone a boner.

in fairness....

 

[rumpus]

email [email protected] to show that you want the
show back

 

[portrid]

If you e-mail that complaints address this is what you get:

This email address is on annual leave! Normal service will resume on Tuesday 20 August

fuk dat

 

[Hector Grey]

annual leave sued to be holidays. any one remember that?

 

[snap-apple]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
annual leave sued to be holidays. any one remember that?

who won?

 

[Hector Grey]

spotters badge there. nice one. 'to be holidays' always win cos.... ah fuck this