Red Things And Fluffiness! (1 Viewer)

[snakybus]

filty!

 

[cuntface]

Originally posted by kirstie
speaking of red things
you know that ad for the tube of yoghurt with the 2 flavours you're supposed to suck at the same time? It resembles nothing so much as a flavourful 2 sided tube of period and jip

BEST LINE I'VE SEEN ALL DAY ON THUMPED!
Wonder if we could make a yoghurt that tastes like those ingredients?

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by kirstie
speaking of red things
you know that ad for the tube of yoghurt with the 2 flavours you're supposed to suck at the same time? It resembles nothing so much as a flavourful 2 sided tube of period and jip

i know i know, finally! and so convienient too.

 

[krystal]

in anyway

what are you having for lunch hec?

JAM sangwidges??

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by cuntface
BEST LINE I'VE SEEN ALL DAY ON THUMPED!
Wonder if we could make a yoghurt that tastes like those ingredients?

yes, surely for such a yoghurt would come into the category of Council Estate Meals

such as

Council Estate Nachos

ingredients

Tayto
gone off mayo for guacamole
jip for sour cream
period for salsa
ripped up easi singles

method

sit on plate for some time until easi-singles have wilted somewhat, and serve


I apologise now for my horrendous snobbery before I get attacked, ok?

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by kirstie
in anyway

what are you having for lunch hec?

JAM sangwidges??

ha ha! no, i'm having SPUNK salsa.

 

[krystal]

you gonna have a MILKshake with that?
a STRAWBERRY milkshake??

 

[snakybus]

dirty bastards

supermac's do a mean melina milkshake

 

[Hector Grey]

first up, a refreshing cup of rosie using onny the finest Draculas Teabags tm. then some *spicy wedges* and some *sour cream and chive * "dip".

all the whist sing la luniz 'it's got chives in it'

then i'm going to vomit till i create a vacum in my belly that sucks my testicles into my stomach, where i will digest their sugary goodness for the rest of the day.

 

[krystal]

after that why not try for dinner my latest recipe:

Spunknetti Bollocknese

 

[the pope]

 

[cuntface]

Or how about a bagel with cock cheese and smoked fish?

 

[madouva]

pasta...

Pasta Crab-onara anyone?

Ah here fuck this, pass my coat.

 

[madouva]

Originally posted by cuntface
Or how about a bagel with cock cheese and smoked fish?

Pass me one of those, too.

 

[pad]

Originally posted by Pantone247


and I can't even do that right, I'm such a stinking dumb stupid failure...

you're not too bad at looking like my brother.
although the names all wrong.

 

[cuntface]

Originally posted by madouva
Pass me one of those, too.

Mmmm what a delightful menu we could create!

duck a la cum,
cock cheese bagels,
what more do we want

 

[madouva]

how low?

Think of what you could get away with in a:
Rick's burger
Zeytoon kebab

 

[Latex lizzie]

..fanny rind, topped with a cock flavoured jus....

 

[madouva]

today's Zeytoon special

Char-grilled Ma's Hangings with zest of barse-chestnuts.
Served with side portion of White Wee-Wee.

(thank you, Viz)

 

[cuntface]

Re: today's Zeytoon special

Originally posted by madouva
Char-grilled Ma's Hangings with zest of barse-chestnuts.
Served with side portion of White Wee-Wee.

(thank you, Viz)

BRILLIANT ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

How bout beef curtains with man wee served with a side portion of lady juice and breast milk?