Random Depressing Phrases (1 Viewer)

[Thebeard]

Sorry it's been a while

 

[Doctor Muscles]

 

[Squiggle]

I'm sorry for the delay but we should have news for you this afternoon (every day for 2 weeks)

 

[classic seanc]

1. When people say they have the flu when really they have a cold. Flu is a fucking *serious* illness

2. When people point out that when people say they have the flu they really just have a cold and that flu is a fucking *serious* illness.


Phrase 2 is at least 56 billion times more depressing than phrase 1. Everyone knows that flu is not the same as a cold, whats your point? pointing it out makes you feel smart or something? Is that it? Is it? Huh, doctor fucking knowalot?

 

[pissypants]

"Our representative will call between 7am and 1pm"

 

[billygannon]

you should have done an associative entity relationship diagram

That's not depressing at all.
ERD's are fun for all the family!

What is depressing:
Me: "One monthly ticket to King's Cross with no Underground please"
Ticket-grunt: "That will be £350".

 

[pissypants]

"The boy you hit is dead"

 

[Jill Hives]

"You're having twins!"

 

[rettucs]

its not me, its you

 

[rettucs]

I brought my James Blunt CD so we can listen to it in the car on the journey to galway

 

[Unicron]

"You're having twins!"

"I'm having twins".

 

[Stereobaby]

Your student loan payment is now due.

This makes seriously depressing sense after Saturday night.

 

[Vinnie]

Ah tits anyway.

Ehhh... Abortion

 

[classic seanc]

"seanc, we'll be allowing you to have ownership of this project"*

*Meaning we don't want to do it, it's impossible, yet we'll nag you about it constantly.

 

[Thebeard]

I'm actually a man.

 

[Gambra]

I'm actually a woman

 

[Thebeard]

I'm actually a eunuch

 

[Gambra]

I'm actually 14

 

[Thebeard]

I'm actually your sister

 

[Gambra]

I'm actually [SIZE=-1]€150 an hour
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