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Did you know that last week was National Condom Week? (Not that the other 51 weeks shouldn't be spent with the safety and security of your crotch area in mind.) To commemorate this special occasion, onetime Ramones drummer Marky Ramone has teamed with safe sex education company Ready Two Go to unveil a series of "safer sex kits" to help promote the "cool, hip" (and, of course, disease-free) way to make your blitzkrieg bop and your gabba gabba hey.

What do you get with each kit, you hesitantly inquire? Why, a couple jimmy hats, some lube, and an STD resource card, packed in a discreet Marky Ramone-themed tin with the motto "Too Tuff to Break" emblazoned on top. Available in black or silver! And, as Ready Two Go reminds us, the tins are easily refillable with "coins, pills, cigarettes, stash, mints, gum."
Added bonus: Every 1,000th customer wins a free pair of Marky Ramone signature drum sticks! And 10% of net proceeds go to CitiWide Harm Reduction.
 
i heard the spice girls were making their own rubbers seen as they cancelled their tour...

each will aim for an individuals needs, quite like themselves

Posh Rubber: for the pristine cock
Baby Rubber: For the smaller sized Fella
Sporty Rubber: For the guy who can do the love push ups all night with one hand behind his back
Ginger Rubber: for the guy with the ginger pubes
Scary Rubber: For the guy with the genital warts.... although maybe if he had warn one in the first place .....
 

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