Punk jokes thread (3 Viewers)

[bohs punks]

i'll start, nicked form a malysian myspacer but anywya


2) Q: An apartment building in California has Skins living on the first floor, Punks on the second, and Hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived? A: The Skins. They were at work. (Thanks to Eve)

3) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 3. 1 to screw it in and 2 to argue about who did it first. (Thanks to Odind)

4) Q: How many Punks does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, Punks can't change a thing.(Thanks to Odind)

5) Q:How many Straight-Edge kids does it take to drink a case of beer? A: One, if no one's looking. (Big thanks to Odind)

6) Q:What has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend? A:Squid Vicious.

7) Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road? A: He was stapled to a chicken.

8) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Five. One to do it and four to write a zine about it. (thanks to Katatonic)

9) Q: How many Straight Edges does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they don't screw (thanks to Katatonic)

10) Q: How many Rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 4. One to drop it and 3 to "pick it up!pick it up!pick it up!" (thanks to Mr. Macunas)

11) Q: How many Skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 10. 1 to screw it in and 9 to watch his back. (thanks to Mr. Macunas)

12) Q: How many skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to do it and one to film it. (thanks to J.L. Read from Texas)

13) Q: What do you call a skinhead fish? A: An Oi-ster.

14) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 20. 1 to screw it in and 19 to call him a sellout. (thanks to Milo)

15) Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they're all to depressed to do it. (thanks to Avery)

16) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 2 - 1 to screw it in and the other to kick the chair out from under him. (thanks to Jared)

17) Q: How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb and 9 on the guest list. (thanks to Steve S.)

18) Q: How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 5. 1 to change it and 4 to pass out lyrics. (thanks to Steve S.)

19) Q: What do you call a Punk without a girlfriend? A: Homeless. (thanks to Evileye)

20) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Punks only screw in a puddle of vomit (Dan Burrito says this joke kills amongst Mississippi Drunk Rockers)

21) Q: What's a Street Punk's favorite seafood? A: Crust-acean. (Thanks to Taucreti

 

[RSJ]

Janer's a very punk joke.

 

[directhit]

why did the punk cross the road?

 

[pete]

how many anarcha-feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change the bulb & nine to form a committee to discuss how to change the passive role of the light fitting.

 

[nooleen]

Q: how many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: just one; it would be inefficient and unwarranted to involve more than one person in such a simple task.

 

[killy kill]

Can't all ye punks just get some some 80 watters in.Thats a lot of sub-cultures living in darkness.

 

[mac warzonescum]

6) Q:What has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend? A:Squid Vicious.

I was going to challenge this on the basis that squid have ten arms, but wikipedia, for example, lists them as having eight arms and two tentacles. Eirecore: entertaining and edumacational.

 

[RSJ]

Plus sid didn't kill nancy.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

why do anarchists drink herbal tea?
cause proper tea is theft

 

[ernesto]

why do anarchists drink herbal tea?
cause proper tea is theft

nice one

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

not a punk joke but my favourite joke ever,stop me if you heard this one before.....

whats the opposite of christopher reeves?
christopher walken

yes and yes.ill still be telling that joke on my death bed.

 

[ernesto]

not a punk joke but my favourite joke ever,stop me if you heard this one before.....

whats the opposite of christopher reeves?
christopher walken

yes and yes.ill still be telling that joke on my death bed.

probably a known one... but however....

why are there more paedophiles these days?

 

[ernesto]

probably a known one... but however....

why are there more paedophiles these days?

sexier children!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

for shame ernesto,for shame.

 

[Pat Pockets]

probably a known one... but however....

why are there more paedophiles these days?

Heard that one off barndog at leechrum this year an broke me bollox laughin.

 

[killy kill]

Whats cold,quiet and stays at the top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves

 

[ernesto]

Whats cold,quiet and stays at the top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves

mucho rep!!!!

 

[barndog]

do you not think its hectic that michael jackson gets away with buckin kids but christopher reeve gets the chair for ridin a horse

 

[jillface]

how many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
20.

1 to change said lightbulb and the other 19 to bitch on eirecore about the way in which it was done.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

how many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
20.

1 to change said lightbulb and the other 19 to bitch on eirecore about the way in which it was done.

shut up you sap