Pretending to be sick (1 Viewer)

[Lefty Frizzell]

Crushed again by a your mama joke nooo

haha, your mama so fat her blood type is dolmio! my da told me that one.

 

[darknothing]

haha, brilliant!

i know you all wish you where me...

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

i know you all wish you where me...

you cant afford to miss any more schooldays

 

[nofriendo]

haha, your mama so fat her blood type is dolmio! my da told me that one.

Your mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

 

[Wavioli]

mine needs a boomerang to put her belt on. sorry ma!

 

[Spam Javelin]

When I was 61/2 I feigned illness to avoid attending primary school as I had failed to complete a math problem that was given as homework.
When I got up I told my parents I was seeing spots in my vision. (this was true, and had been occuring quite a lot at the time, but I only decided to play the card then)
I instantly regretted it when I saw the blind panic on my mothers face, but I had to keep it up. I was dispatched to the eye and ear hospital where the problem couldn't be identified. Then it was a jaunt over to St Vincents hospital for a CAT scan. By this time school was well over and my mission accomplished.

Unfortunately it didn't end there.

The CAT scan results were inconclusive and after a consultation with a specialist my parents were told that I probably had some kind of brain illness that was beyond the realms of known medicine. I spent 5 weeks in St Vincents, the last few in the terminally ill ward. The finest medical minds in Ireland and beyond couldn't fathom my malaise. That was until one bright young doctor, the feather ruffling type, thought it may be a problem with my eyes. As the senior doctors sniggered at this young guns diagnosis I was dispatched to the eye specialist, who promptly discovered I had nowt but exceptional vision, almost superhuman infact, and the "spots" I was seeing were meerly blood cells cleaning the surface of my eyes.

My "sicky" ended up financially crippling my parents and putting them through weeks of anguish and pain.

I've never pulled one since

 

[nofriendo]

mine needs a boomerang to put her belt on. sorry ma!

I'm telling

 

[glen]

My "sicky" ended up financially crippling my parents and putting them through weeks of anguish and pain.

I've never pulled one since

You little shite.

 

[Wavioli]

I'm telling

you little shite

 

[Spam Javelin]

You little shite.

Agreed.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

seeing as you're feeling confessional, anything to say about turning your da's hair grey with you rampant and blatant homosexuality? Or wearing your ma's good threads for posh wanking sessions?

When I was 61/2 I feigned illness to avoid attending primary school as I had failed to complete a math problem that was given as homework.
When I got up I told my parents I was seeing spots in my vision. (this was true, and had been occuring quite a lot at the time, but I only decided to play the card then)
I instantly regretted it when I saw the blind panic on my mothers face, but I had to keep it up. I was dispatched to the eye and ear hospital where the problem couldn't be identified. Then it was a jaunt over to St Vincents hospital for a CAT scan. By this time school was well over and my mission accomplished.

Unfortunately it didn't end there.

The CAT scan results were inconclusive and after a consultation with a specialist my parents were told that I probably had some kind of brain illness that was beyond the realms of known medicine. I spent 5 weeks in St Vincents, the last few in the terminally ill ward. The finest medical minds in Ireland and beyond couldn't fathom my malaise. That was until one bright young doctor, the feather ruffling type, thought it may be a problem with my eyes. As the senior doctors sniggered at this young guns diagnosis I was dispatched to the eye specialist, who promptly discovered I had nowt but exceptional vision, almost superhuman infact, and the "spots" I was seeing were meerly blood cells cleaning the surface of my eyes.

My "sicky" ended up financially crippling my parents and putting them through weeks of anguish and pain.

I've never pulled one since

 

[Spam Javelin]

seeing as you're feeling confessional, anything to say about turning your da's hair grey with you rampant and blatant homosexuality? Or wearing your ma's good threads for posh wanking sessions?

No. Thats private.

I didn't really cripple my parents financially either. As you know we're fantastically rich.

 

[glen]

 

[mackle]

Bollix after pretending to be sick yesterday my minor sickness has turned into a full blown bad cold. Fuck its karma or something. I'd rather be in school now

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

thats so cute. Mackle, i want to adopt you and feel your arse.

Sign here x .......................................

And here x ........................................

 

[Rachel666]

I have flu. I was in exams all yesterday sufficating. FIVE DAY WEEKEND!
(thursday is bogger shopping day and no one goes to school on fridays)

 

[Corey]

I have flu. I was in exams all yesterday sufficating. FIVE DAY WEEKEND!
(thursday is bogger shopping day and no one goes to school on fridays)

Are there many different bogger shopping days allocated to different counties, or do yiz all just travel eastward in a big convoy, singing R.A songs an shit?

 

[ICUH8N]

It's the 8th for everyone. Gonna be mayhem.

 

[Hector Grey]

where i come from we call this "unemployment".