Press Photos (2 Viewers)

[sexypornolady]

What does your press photo say about your band?

Hope is Noise
Not very happy about stuff in general hence the blue duotone photoshop bits.
Yerman likes the Melvins so they probably have Melvins bits.
Ed Byrne is their drummer/bassist.
The guy far left likes fishing a lot.
Cork is a shithole.

The Chalets
This band is controlled by graphic designers.
There are 5 of them so there is likelihood of keyboards.
No piano.

Escape Act
Pass.

Delorentos
Look how tall yerman is.
Horizontal stripes can make a tall person look shorter but they do not make a lardy person look not lardy.

 

[Yurn!]

'When we need to clear our heads and get away from the (21) demands of rock & roll, we walk down the end of Howth peer and share two pairs of shades between the 4 of us...'

 

[pete]

Fair point

 

[Brush]

These young ladies appear to be similarly clad in matching apparel suggesting they may all be employed in the same establishment. Possibly a supermarket (Young Lady number 2's dyed blond hair alludes to this). The forest location suggests that they may like to make water in such places, which is not that an unknown pastime of the fairer species. They're also all girls which suggests their probably not a real band and are more than likely manipulated my a male mastermind somewhere. (possibly hiding in the bushes)

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

brush thinks he's greg - (ps - heading outside now!!)

 

[Brush]

whos greg?

 

[Brush]

who's greg?

 

[sexypornolady]

I'm greg.

 

[Space]

These young ladies appear to be similarly clad in matching apparel suggesting they may all be employed in the same establishment. Possibly a supermarket (Young Lady number 2's dyed blond hair alludes to this). The forest location suggests that they may like to make water in such places, which is not that an unknown pastime of the fairer species. They're also all girls which suggests their probably not a real band and are more than likely manipulated my a male mastermind somewhere. (possibly hiding in the bushes)

Isn't there another 2/3 members of that band that they don't have in the photos?

 

[Brush]

Whos Greg?

Whos Greg?

 

[Lili Marlene]

This band is also controlled by graphic designers.
There are only 3 of them though so most likely to have many overdubs and less keyboards.
Johnnystress thinks they sound like the b-52's

 

[Brush]

They look like graphic designers. Stupid haircuts and all.

 

[Lili Marlene]

well done, they design all their own stuff.

Gold-Star for you

 

[Brush]

The Chalets are shite. Throw Chalets at them.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

Whos Greg?

Whos Greg?

whos hag?

 

[sexypornolady]

Shinyhappyband
There's a lot going on in this photo. I think the guy in the middle is the frontman.

I have a feeling he was in a serious road traffic accident a few years back and suffers from that thing what ever it's called where you can't remember stuff amnesia that's it. He probably plays guitar too as neither of the other 2 look capable of playing more than 4 strings. I think this band has 2 bass players and use a drum machine.

The guy on the left would play drums only his record contract with The Chalets won't let him for legal reasons.

 

[george mcfly]

This band is also controlled by graphic designers.
There are only 3 of them though so most likely to have many overdubs and less keyboards.
Johnnystress thinks they sound like the b-52's

they're scared of their own shadows + like belle and sebastian + tweeness = FIELD MICE

 

[Lili Marlene]

The stupid haircuts and clothes tell you this band play indie music.

However, the black man confuses this. Possible pro-confederates image?

 

[therealjohnny]

Johnnystress thinks they sound like the b-52's

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please disregard this post

 

[Unicron]

The number of people in this band means that most of them will have their mics turned down and instruments turned off when they gig.