Poor Heidi (1 Viewer)

[oh shit]

still living for the weekend ciaran?
free your mind man

 

[mackle]

Forgot your a crappy student and every night is the weekend (or a We Are Knives show for that matter)

 

[Rachel666]

Im suprised you dont have one yet!

I hear vegans can't wear condoms anyway because there's milk protein in them. see you have an excuse now

 

[It Will Never Last]

i dont understand how jordan had a black baby?

Its 'cause she has a dirty fanny. Ask Peter Andre.

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Massive knockers girl
I wanna get close to you.
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[mackle]

I hear vegans can't wear condoms anyway because there's milk protein in them. see you have an excuse now

I'm not sure how to take the comment Michelle

 

[oh shit]

condomi condoms are vegan, as endorsed by the vegan society.
i recommend ultra thin, but then i probably wanked too much as a teen.
just let that be a lesson to you ciaran.

 

[La La]

woah,
you guys did a lot of opening up over the weekend didnt you?

 

[taubstumm]

I'd love a babby. So I could be like Serpentha Clare in my class and get out of playing badminton because i am lactating.

i don't know what's a greater indictment of society, a schoolgirl with a baby or a schoolgirl named serpentha

 

[La La]

it's a bit better than Chardonnay or Evian.

 

[ICUH8N]

I like Attracta and Concepta.

 

[Wavioli]

Its 'cause she has a dirty fanny. Ask Peter Andre.

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why are they carrying gary coleman around? did he geta buy in to the failed celeb deal, posing as their child??

 

[The]

ye're all going to hell

 

[mackle]

Jordans child is the ugliest baby ever. Isnt it blind or something? Good thing I'd say looking like that. Its so fat

 

[The]

you're so fat. and it's deaf I believe. Poor child, I can't imagine having Jordan as a mother.

 

[mackle]

Never mind Jordan as your Ma imagine having Peter Andre as step Da. Future Mensa material on the way

 

[oh shit]

no, it (he) is definitely blind. and its father is dwight yorke - he won a lot of stuff. how many european cups have you won ciaran?

anyway ciaran's babies will have four knees each, so if i were him i'd get out of my freakish glass house before hurling stones at our beloved celebrities.

 

[It Will Never Last]

how many european cups have you won ciaran?

6?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Is Jordan's child a real human, or a puppet? Where's her other arm, eh? Up his arse I bet ya.

No wonder he'd blind, its a puppet!!!

 

[oh shit]

i think you're confusing ciaran with francisco gento

 

[It Will Never Last]

i think you're confusing ciaran with francisco gento

Oh right Ted.