Poor Heidi (1 Viewer)

[La La]

"Heidi Klum has an ugly baby"

"In Touch Weekly has printed photos of Heidi Klum's new baby, and boy if it isn't the ugliest looking baby I've ever seen. Last time I checked, human babies are usually supposed to look like humans, and not weird rodent creatures you might find in the sewer. At this rate it looks like he's going to grow up to be the next Mole Man, and in twenty years he'll probably make some lame attempt to take over New York City and kill all the "surface dwellers" only to be foiled at the last minute by some meddlesome kids. And I know it's cruel to make fun of a baby that can't even hold its own head up, but he should have thought of that before he was born an ugly mole creature." www.thesuperficial.com

that poor sprog looks like Diego Marradonna dipped in lube. my friend nick just drew this comparison up to explain....

 

[La La]

oh come on, someone must have an opinion?

*bump*

 

[Wavioli]

im just shocked and saddened at your disgraceful disregard for celebrity's feelings.

I thought you were a nice girl.

:heart: broken

 

[La La]

well at least the baby will have enough money to get plastic surgery later in life

 

[billygannon]

I think the baby's quite attractive actually.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i dont understand how jordan had a black baby?

 

[Wavioli]

well at least the baby will have enough money to get plastic surgery later in life

but what about me? aint no cure for a broken :heart:.

If you want me Ill be in my crying cupboard. slowly dieing of cry.

 

[Wilbert]

In fairness, the lovely Heidi's baby looks pretty new. "Still steaming" as a friend of mine described a photo of his 2 hours old niece.
They need a few weeks to smooth out.

 

[La La]

but what about me? aint no cure for a broken :heart:.

If you want me Ill be in my crying cupboard. slowly dieing of cry.

well now, i cant let that happen.
which raises the question, do you think anyone has ever cried themselves to death?
i think after an excruciating labour and giving birth to THAT i probably would.....

 

[Rachel666]

I'd love a babby. So I could be like Serpentha Clare in my class and get out of playing badminton because i am lactating.

 

[IFF]

An ugly baby, whatever next?

i feel all babies are ugly

 

[wild_cat]

My friend looks like Heidi Klum. Its a right laugh. after being let into enough house parties just because of it.

 

[The]

The ugliest babies grow up to be the hottest adults. Look at me for god's sake, uglieest baby Cork has ever seen, now I'm hot as freshly baked buns

 

[mackle]

I'd love a babby.

Im suprised you dont have one yet!

 

[oh shit]

and why do you say that ciaran?

 

[mackle]

and why do you say that ciaran?

you'd be surprised Bernard

 

[oh shit]

i doubt it

 

[mackle]

you would! So cynical

 

[oh shit]

you should have said "hence the surprise" to undermine my cool arrogance.

 

[mackle]

Sorry, I'm just not as cool and witty as you are Bernard!

So whats your excuse for being in on a Saturday then?