Petition to save the 'This thread is gonna sink' thread from pete's delete (1 Viewer)

[Wavioli]

none of this makes any sense.


cows sense.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Sure I don't have a clue what its all about

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

man theres a blast from the past

"morris minor, pretty little thing, makes you wanna sing, gets you from a to b!"

great stuff.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Well the search was inspired by reference to the Anfield Rap elsewhere. Ah, the glory days of hip hop.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

FOR SHIZZNIZZIZZLEOPTICUSMAXIMUS-REX
ALLAHQUANDO!!!!

 

[La La]

Aussie mates!!!

"Hello, is this the police?"
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine

inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood
is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they
find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house. "Hey,Wazz, Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"yep."
"Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate"

 

[Brush]

 

[Wavioli]

oh good god, my eyes!

 

[Brush]

 

[La La]

brush, you are an asshole.
geddit?

 

[Brush]

brush, you are an asshole.
geddit?

Thanks.

You dont like Chickie or Mairo Do you?

 

[Jerry Twig]

i second that. knob

 

[Corey]

I just realised i've had my asshole clenched ever since that post.


Now i got sphincter-cramp.

 

[Jerry Twig]

man theres a blast from the past

"morris minor, pretty little thing, makes you wanna sing, gets you from a to b!"

great stuff.

the tom waits thing?! fair play for showing your cards.

 

[sugar_referee]

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'your round.' The Other one says 'so are you, you fat bastard'

''i nearly drowned in a bowl of meusli today. i got pulled in by a strong currant''

 

[Osama Van Halen]

IF PEOPLE ARE FED UP WITH ME SHOUTING... HERE'S A TIP...
READ QUIETER YOU SACKS OF CRAP!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ALLAHQUANDO!!!!!

 

[Ciansy]

kate bush is pledging her support.

She would. That's just the type of thing she'd do.

 

[Corey]

I miss brush.Where's brush gone to? Lets hear it for brush.

 

[Ciansy]

IF PEOPLE ARE FED UP WITH ME SHOUTING...

No-one said they're fed up with you shouting. I, for one, enjoy it. I want your loud babies.

So I can make them shut the fuck up.