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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"

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AH - its told better like this -

"what do call a woman with one leg? Eileen. What you call a woman with no legs? Noleen. What you call a woman with no arms? Shitty arse"
 

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