parents and their idle threats (1 Viewer)

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

" I'm givin ya back to the tinkers"

 

[Hector Grey]

Lefty's gaff:
"there'll be no aspen for you this year"
ha ha ha, mater, of coourse i'm never going to fall for that.

hags gaff:
"if you don't shut the fuck up you little cunt i'll cram you back up yer ma's gee, who also happens to be your sister."

hectors gaff: "What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of monkey shit, and everyone knows about it. Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal! Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know how tough you are. Let's go. C'mon man, just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take the first shot. Just take one good swing..."

 

[wild_cat]

" If ya bite your nails you'll get worms"

"if you eat to much suger , worms will come out of your ears"


Ugh...

 

[oh shit]

hectors gaff: "What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of monkey shit, and everyone knows about it. Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal! Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know how tough you are. Let's go. C'mon man, just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take the first shot. Just take one good swing..."

hector in detention, saturday

 

[nlgbbbblth]

oh yeah and my uncle Minos, the king of Crete, would threaten to throw my cousins into his labyrinth where they would be devoured by the Minotaur

tough family

Do you know Theseus?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

'I'll give you a reason to cry'

 

[tripoli]

if you fall off that wall and break your two legs, don't come running to me.




sorry

 

[Franco]

"i'll brain you in the face."
"I'll kick your head in"
"i'll brain your head in the face"
etc.
variations on a theme.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"Cut out your guff!"

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Do you know Theseus?

not really
he was a few years ahead of me in secondary school though

 

[La La]

"THIS IS GOING TO END IN TEARS"

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

if you fall off that wall and break your two legs, don't come running to me.




sorry

Thats from a Brendan Grace Standup innit?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I saw Brendan Grace perform in the sheiling hotel about 15 years ago and i don't think i've ever laughed so much in my fucking life.

 

[Yurn!]

I saw Brendan Grace perform in the sheiling hotel about 15 years ago and i don't think i've ever laughed so much in my fucking life.

You had your fun, and thats all that matters....

 

[Catwoman]

My mummy used the 18th centuryesque 'Woe betide you...'

Betide, now there's a word you don't hear too often.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

" You'll get your walkin papers out that door!" Anyone ever get that?

 

[paula]

"if you don't wash under your fingernails, potatoes will start growing there"

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi!"

 

[theweeyin]

cop on

 

[Deleted member 3435]

"i'll give you something to cry about"

oh no wait...you said idle threats.

seriously:

don't you hate it when random mothers use you as a threat to make their kids behave?

example:

"come on or the man will get ya!"

or

"look here comes the man!"

and you're just minding your own business.

fucking hate that.bad for so many reasons.

anyway.