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IS it a coincidence that there's a rise in these bullshit threads since the Netnography thread arrived??? Hmmm.....
I hate coffee, I hate people who talk about coffee, I hate people who insist on "meeting for coffee" as though this was some sort of social occaision I hate the fact that it costs nearly as much as a pint should cost I hate that the coffee shop might replace the pub for social interactions, especially at lunchtime when you know a pint would lead to skulling two more then overloading on crisps and chewing gum before returning to work and sheepishly trying not to be smelt by anyone while not giving a fuck about anything. I hate that coffee is basically a stimulent so your boss actually wants you to drink it so you might be awake enough to get shit done, ask for a 10 minute break to go to the fucking bank and not bring the fucker back anything and you'll see what I mean. I hate the smell of coffee I hate that it gets on you if you spend anytime in a coffee shop. I hate that the same wankbags that want to meet for coffee then go on about the smell of smoke off your clothes when you spend time at a party/smoking section of a pub- yeah fuck off I smelt like a fucking bean for two fucking hours cos you wanted coffee and you ordered a fucking hot chocolate in the end you cunt. I hate the prices that are expanded by the fact that coffee shops offer a "comfortable ambience" or some other tosspot euphamism for second fucking hand sofa and shite MOR background music. A sandwich should never cost more than a fiver unless you get a fucking blowjob with it. buy one in a greasy fucking spoon cafe and it's ten times better and costs less so am I actually paying for the shite pictures of Chile on the wall or the muted pallette of the fucking walls themselves when i could be staring at page 3 and admiring the shades of grease on the floor of the local dive, while supporting Irish industry. I hate that people go on about the varieties of coffee as if it was expensive wine, I hate expensive wine, I hate people who drink expensive wine. I hate the smell of wine.
Etc etc.
I hate coffee, I hate people who talk about coffee, I hate people who insist on "meeting for coffee" as though this was some sort of social occaision I hate the fact that it costs nearly as much as a pint should cost I hate that the coffee shop might replace the pub for social interactions, especially at lunchtime when you know a pint would lead to skulling two more then overloading on crisps and chewing gum before returning to work and sheepishly trying not to be smelt by anyone while not giving a fuck about anything. I hate that coffee is basically a stimulent so your boss actually wants you to drink it so you might be awake enough to get shit done, ask for a 10 minute break to go to the fucking bank and not bring the fucker back anything and you'll see what I mean. I hate the smell of coffee I hate that it gets on you if you spend anytime in a coffee shop. I hate that the same wankbags that want to meet for coffee then go on about the smell of smoke off your clothes when you spend time at a party/smoking section of a pub- yeah fuck off I smelt like a fucking bean for two fucking hours cos you wanted coffee and you ordered a fucking hot chocolate in the end you cunt. I hate the prices that are expanded by the fact that coffee shops offer a "comfortable ambience" or some other tosspot euphamism for second fucking hand sofa and shite MOR background music. A sandwich should never cost more than a fiver unless you get a fucking blowjob with it. buy one in a greasy fucking spoon cafe and it's ten times better and costs less so am I actually paying for the shite pictures of Chile on the wall or the muted pallette of the fucking walls themselves when i could be staring at page 3 and admiring the shades of grease on the floor of the local dive, while supporting Irish industry. I hate that people go on about the varieties of coffee as if it was expensive wine, I hate expensive wine, I hate people who drink expensive wine. I hate the smell of wine.
Etc etc.
I'm drinking it right now.
there are also non-ridiculous locally based coffeeshops to get your coffee from, just a thought!
twitter diarrhea.
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