Our name is crap, give us a good one (2 Viewers)

[guy of the tiger]

and after all that I actually had a look at the website,

their mp3s are good

 

[hermie]

onshe again I wil havsch to notifiesh my sholishitors.

mandate?

caught stealing.i always thought Goddamn Pigeons! would be a great band name too

 

[billygannon]

The Mutt and Jeffs

Galway Gay

Aurora Returns

Romance Is Dead

Lords of Desire

Hang Tough

Cash Back

Blennerized

Asslan

 

[george mcfly]

romancing the stone

 

[billygannon]

The Ferraris

 

[george mcfly]

enemy mine

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Whore fodder
Bin an the boys
Fallujah two-step
USA allsorts
11/9
Paedo sunrise
Crimson computer
Dawn of the Gay Horde
Wine Gums don't cut it baby
G-spot
Planning permission
Section 3 ammendment - passed
Buckfast tsunami gonna mess up yo tea-party muthafukka
Retreat ye sons of Eireann
lego logic
Laugh ye at the failed emigrant
No sleep til bedtime

 

[george mcfly]

emptying the frube

Culkin's itch

 

[Dwight]

Italia 90 is brilliant. And I'm still laughing at Beards of Jesus. The Beards bit was good, but 'of Jesus' was the icing on the cake.

 

[avernus]

 

[rothko]

Eat The Chop

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[george mcfly]

emptying the frube

Culkin's itch

the Viz Profanisaurus is an excellent source for band names

 

[hermie]

romancing the stone

romancing the bone more like

 

[Super Dexta]

here's a partial list of what we were nearly called:

the black gate is closed
eight types of destruction
new electric shithorse
my ribcage is haunted
satan learns to breakdance
when christians attack
coffin ejector seat
uno gelato por favor
by the power of grayskull
tight white night shite
andnowyoudie
knife vs. wrist
touch me in the morning then just walk away
mice that feast on human blood
the heavy metal community centre
earth wind and bullshit
they kill for charity
plants will destroy us
stars tattoo
urethra franklin
wooden spoon death match
wheel of flame retardant zombies
the plane! the plane!
tea, crumpets, murder
in every dream home a heartache
the shit
bring me the baboon
fist of julio
cute update of silas marner
pant shit interface
the shroud lies empty
captain jean luc baldyface
investigate my pancake
cheese on cheese
snowball the kumquat
silken cripple
flame over ballyhale
the shitty hand
the last rolo
a choice between psychology and a cream bun

 

[avernus]

"my ribcage is haunted" I like that. its mine!!

 

[hermie]

"my ribcage is haunted" I like that. its mine!!

urethra franklin was my personal favourite.i like puns if you hadn't already guessed

 

[plug]

for me it's a toss up between fancygood's: witchslicer and george mcfly's "ramming speed". har! har! har! I like funny threads.

these are two bandnames just waiting for a group to get together and use them. it doesn't even matter if they can't play!

I know a girl who wreckons "hate basement" is a deadly name. hmm..

fred! why not just change fred to F.R.E.D. and pretend it's an acrynom for something really, really dreadful and disturbing.. then you'll have a darkside to counter your lovely pop image. think about it..

 

[Bluto]

the furniture
the tables
the closet
the press
the chest-of-drawers
the the.....

well, I think you see the pattern

 

[moc]

captain jean luc baldyface

http://picard.ytmnd.com/

 

[Fred The Band]

Being called Fred has it's advantages, it attracts the damaged folk of the world.

We were approached by www.fredsociety.com and commended for 'Upholding The Honourable Name Of Fred For Posterity'.

Also, a punter suggested we call our next album 'Savage'.

Perhaps having the world's worst band name is a blessing from baby Jesus.